Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

[LevelUp]

 

[International Playa]

Went to a BBQ, I went around greeting everyone & introducing myself, then went to the lounge full of kids to quickly say hie & dip to go get a beer & some food. As soon as I said hie, some 8/9 year old girl screamed "You soooooooo SHORT!!!!!!"

Damn the ether was lethal, I spent half of the BBQ sitting down

 

[The_Truth]

Had my niece in the car. Random guy at the gas station was trying to talk to me.

I said something that made him laugh and he said, "You're funny."
Rude ass niece: "No shes not. You just like her fat butt!"

Me:

Dude:

Oh! Remembered when I was younger, my little sister picked up a bra at Victorias Secret and showing it to my mom shouted, "Mom! MOM! This is where your long boobies go! Then they can be pretty again!" My mom:

 

[The_Truth]

SMH she got me again. I was talking to my wife the other day and my daughter said 'Don't talk to that white man '. shyt ain't right, breh. I'm not that light

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[FUPA]

My daughter is ruthless. She kills me and wifey out on streets all the time. We raised her to not get picked up and spit fire. Now we dealing with it. Shes only 5 too.

Outside in the park with a group of bad bytches around. They put manure down and she hit me with the "daddi the park smells like your room when you fart"
Went to a buffet and got up to get another plate she yells "damn dad you already had 4 plates dont be fat"

We went to a petting zoo and she ethered my wife while she was pregnant with "mom if you were pink youd look like that pig" We left ASAP.

 

[Family Man]

This one hurt to this day because it wasn't true.

I had just brushed my teeth and this kid said my breath stank.

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

My sister got a haircut the other day so I said to my niece, "your mum looks really good with her hair like that."

The 5 year old goes, "no she doesn't" with that same expression.

 

[big bun]

My 6-year old daughter stays catching me with that burn slow...just the other morning I'm combing her baby sister's hair while she is in their bathroom brushing her teeth. When I was done I take the comb and brush back to their bathroom. My 6-year old looked at me and says, "Daddy, why you have that comb and brush in your hands? You don't have any hair, you're bald!"

My wife overheard that and starts from the other room.

 

[GreenGhxst]

I remember I surprised my 10 year old cousin with some $100 Guitar Hero set so he could have fun during his visit. I forgot what he did, but I had to take it away from him for a bit as punishment. As I was packing it up, he screamed with tears in his eyes, "THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GRILFRIEND!......... OR FRIENDS!! "


That shyt had me like on the inside.


I guess it was knowing that my lil homie was growing up and could see that I wasn't the cool older cousin anymore..... plus it was true


I had to go get my $100 back after that shyt.

fukk that, I'm deading my relationship for life with him

that's a wrap

 

[lepard]

My daughter is ruthless. She kills me and wifey out on streets all the time. We raised her to not get picked up and spit fire. Now we dealing with it. Shes only 5 too.

Outside in the park with a group of bad bytches around. They put manure down and she hit me with the "daddi the park smells like your room when you fart"
Went to a buffet and got up to get another plate she yells "damn dad you already had 4 plates dont be fat"

We went to a petting zoo and she ethered my wife while she was pregnant with "mom if you were pink youd look like that pig" We left ASAP.

YOOOOO if my daughter said that to my pregnant wife, I know for a fact my wife would slap the shyt out of her. I would have to step in the middle of them with this face

 

[concise]

You're a good man for not going

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

This lil kid was like "you're too old to stay with your momma"

Yu can tell he be around a bunch of woman

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Kids don't mean to be mean they're just honest as shyt.

Exactly, it's like yu can't even be mad yu have to just take it

 

[The Up Right Man]

This happened when I was a teenager. So I'm in the back seat with my 7 year old cousin, and I was picking with her by touching her hair.
She hit me with the...

"Stop playing with my hair F@ggot".

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

My 3 year old son just hit a friend of mine with the ether yesterday. My boy wit the pot belly came by to chill and my son slapped him on the stomach and was like "is that a baby inside?". Dude was like