Crayola Coyote
Superstar
breh my 7 yr old stays with the ether. Im red/green color blind, and when the wife asks something color-related, boy always says "why you asking daddy he color blind"
Hell nah
Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread
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This happened when I was a teenager. So I'm in the back seat with my 7 year old cousin, and I was picking with her by touching her hair.
She hit me with the...
"Stop playing with my hair F@ggot".
That must have been a long car ride.
Copy Ninja
Superstar
Playing Overwatch online - I'm complaining that people don't know what the fukk to do when they're playing DPS characters. And one little kid went on to say "Yeah i hate playing with them. It's always that dumb brat kid or that old guy who still plays video games that don't know what the fukk to do"
I'm that old guy
I'm that old guy
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
Had my niece in the car. Random guy at the gas station was trying to talk to me.
I said something that made him laugh and he said, "You're funny."
Rude ass niece: "No shes not.You just like her fat butt!"
Me:
Dude:
Oh! Remembered when I was younger, my little sister picked up a bra at Victorias Secret and showing it to my mom shouted, "Mom! MOM! This is where your long boobies go! Then they can be pretty again!" My mom:
Hot damn
Don't Even want to admit mine.Was at my son's pta, breh going to say lean your head down... I do like
This breh going to say
You got a Batman edge up.fukk that lil nikka
BaldingSoHard
Veteran
My Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "" KNEW WHAT
?" she then hit me with the
"YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!
Got in the gym the following day
Worst I ever caught from my ex's kids was "How come your hair doesn't grow back?"
Old women the worst
Tribal Outkast
Veteran
Kids be letting you know man . I'll never forget when my homeboys oldest son got old enough to talk sand I went to see the family one day. It was like
Her: 'Daddy is orange juice!'
Me:
My wife:
shyt, even this morning, I caught a stray
Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell'
Me: I don't know
Her: 'It's you!
Me:
My wife:
Smh
Me: What's up Juju
Him: YOU GOT A BIG OLD HEAD MAN!!
Me:
Lil nikka was like 2 smh.
shyt, even this morning, I caught a stray
Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell
Me: I don't know
Her: 'It's you!
Me:
My wife:
Smh
FukyourFort
All Star
This happened when I was a teenager. So I'm in the back seat with my 7 year old cousin, and I was picking with her by touching her hair.
She hit me with the...
hahha got damn
Tribal Outkast
Veteran
This happened when I was a teenager. So I'm in the back seat with my 7 year old cousin, and I was picking with her by touching her hair.
She hit me with the...
My God
Went to a BBQ, I went around greeting everyone & introducing myself, then went to the lounge full of kids to quickly say hie & dip to go get a beer & some food. As soon as I said hie, some 8/9 year old girl screamed "You soooooooo SHORT!!!!!!"
Damn the ether was lethal, I spent half of the BBQ sitting down
When I was in grad school this fine ass classmate brought her daughter to class because the baby sitter had fell through.
Now I had been trying to holler at the moms on the low all semester.
I go to say hi to the little girl and she says, loud enough for the class to hear, Mommy he's so short.
This was the type of lethal ether that everybody hears but is so uncomfortable everyone pretends not to hear.
I stayed at my cousins place for a few days and she got three kids that tag teamed me on the second day. I woke up and went downstairs to eat breakfast and all three of em were already there.
Youngest: Morning baldy!
Oldest: Why are your lips so big?
Middle: Ew is that your arm hair touching me? Why are you so hairy?
I just sat there eating pancakes like
Youngest: Morning baldy!
Oldest: Why are your lips so big?
Middle: Ew is that your arm hair touching me? Why are you so hairy?
I just sat there eating pancakes like
This kid called me a burnt biscuit at my niece's school she told me that i was like 
these kid's got some heat I'm glad im glad confident being chocolate but that lil fukker was creative with the ether. Saw him yesterday laughing at me telling one kid to tie his shoe, so he wouldnt trip and crack his head open then I looked up and saw him, i was close to bumping him into the bike rack.
little shyt.
Edit: oh and this kid is the same color as me.
like lil how you gone call me a burnt biscuit when we the same shade??!?
these kid's got some heat I'm glad im glad confident being chocolate but that lil fukker was creative with the ether. Saw him yesterday laughing at me telling one kid to tie his shoe, so he wouldnt trip and crack his head open then I looked up and saw him, i was close to bumping him into the bike rack.little shyt.
Edit: oh and this kid is the same color as me.
like lil how you gone call me a burnt biscuit when we the same shade??!?
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