Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
I have time today.
1. Quinta Brunson is fat.
2. There is a WIDE CHASM of looks between Quinta Brunson and Beyoncé, and that’s where most women are,
especially in their youth.
2B. This Twit Chain seems to profess that there were only two types of girls in school (and two types of boys),
and that just isn’t so.
3. Quinta-type girls were still gettin’ some. “Non-corny” dudes was still talking (or more) to those nerdy girls
if they were choosing. And, the girls were getting love within their Envelope - Band Girls was with the Band Boys,
Punk/Alt Girls was with the Stoners or Sk8er boys, “Nerd” girls was either with the Debate Team dudes, regular
degular dudes who liked nerdy girls (people act like this isn’t a thing), or they were Legendary Hoes on the Low-Low
who ran their game super tight.
The only girls who wasn’t getting no attention in school was the ones who sat in the corner quiet as a church mouse
and wished upon a star every night @ 11:11 for somebody to talk to them. But life ain’t no muthafuccing teen movie.
Closed mouths don’t get fucced.
SIDEBAR: Let’s be real, Ol’ Dude in the first post was talmbat Family Matters.
Iono why he brought that up, because it doesn’t make sense in this convo. Every nicca with eyes thought
Myra was badder than Laura’s average ass FROM THA JUMP. That show was trying to make it seem like
Myra was the nerd and Laura was the Cool Girl, but nicca please. Ain’t no broad that looked like Myra was getting
ignored by dudes - “nerdy” or not. The fucc outta my face wit’ that thurr bullsheeit.
Even with that - Steve Urkel was damn near a monk. He wasn’t even outchea pushing up on broads like that,
he was inventing chit, splicing genes, collecting bugs (shoutout to Pablo) and whatnot. The nicca was busy. And it still came to the point where he scooped both them broads. Dudes fucced with who fucced with them.
1. Quinta Brunson is fat.
2. There is a WIDE CHASM of looks between Quinta Brunson and Beyoncé, and that’s where most women are,
especially in their youth.
2B. This Twit Chain seems to profess that there were only two types of girls in school (and two types of boys),
and that just isn’t so.
3. Quinta-type girls were still gettin’ some. “Non-corny” dudes was still talking (or more) to those nerdy girls
if they were choosing. And, the girls were getting love within their Envelope - Band Girls was with the Band Boys,
Punk/Alt Girls was with the Stoners or Sk8er boys, “Nerd” girls was either with the Debate Team dudes, regular
degular dudes who liked nerdy girls (people act like this isn’t a thing), or they were Legendary Hoes on the Low-Low
who ran their game super tight.
The only girls who wasn’t getting no attention in school was the ones who sat in the corner quiet as a church mouse
and wished upon a star every night @ 11:11 for somebody to talk to them. But life ain’t no muthafuccing teen movie.
Closed mouths don’t get fucced.
SIDEBAR: Let’s be real, Ol’ Dude in the first post was talmbat Family Matters.
Iono why he brought that up, because it doesn’t make sense in this convo. Every nicca with eyes thought
Myra was badder than Laura’s average ass FROM THA JUMP. That show was trying to make it seem like
Myra was the nerd and Laura was the Cool Girl, but nicca please. Ain’t no broad that looked like Myra was getting
ignored by dudes - “nerdy” or not. The fucc outta my face wit’ that thurr bullsheeit.
Even with that - Steve Urkel was damn near a monk. He wasn’t even outchea pushing up on broads like that,
he was inventing chit, splicing genes, collecting bugs (shoutout to Pablo) and whatnot. The nicca was busy. And it still came to the point where he scooped both them broads. Dudes fucced with who fucced with them.