Bidet vs toilet paper
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Child_Of_God
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I’m high as fukk right now so I thought the thread title said Biden vs Toilet Paper.
shyt this is some strong weed.
shyt this is some strong weed.
Mirin4rmfar
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lol men really out here enjoying bidet 
times have changed. It's mad sus to me.
times have changed. It's mad sus to me.
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This is true.Despends on your diet, you really don't need a Bidet, lets say I eat alot of sugery food, i'm sure I would need a wet wipes or something wet,,,,, I don't have extra moist shyts everday
Once, I went 2 days with a diet of only broccoli and water. When I had to do the #2, you could really tell the difference.
When I went back to my regular, greasy food steez, it was
This is true.
Once, I went 2 days with a diet of only broccoli and water. When I had to do the #2, you could really tell the difference.
When I went back to my regular, greasy food steez, it was
Yup. Gotta get those veggies
i got a bidet last year.
life changing, it's the truth.
life changing, it's the truth.
I been thinking about using the bidet this last month I been out here in Japan.
I don’t know if I’m ready. My Wife used it last year for the first time in her life and wanted to get one for the house.
I have my squats timed so I hop in the shower right after, then head to work. I think the bidet be calling my name.
I don’t know if I’m ready. My Wife used it last year for the first time in her life and wanted to get one for the house.
I have my squats timed so I hop in the shower right after, then head to work. I think the bidet be calling my name.
The Devil's Advocate
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I just had a convo with the whole family AGAIN about bidets. Half are from the country so they can't imagine water up your butt. My mom wants one but can't imagine anyone else using HER bidet (so no public room bidet). My bro can't even fathom using one...
Meanwhile I shower after every shyt and NEED a bidet in my life. I just don't want a cheap one. I gotta go all out lol and have warm water, and that bytch dry me off and spray perfume.
I think I'm going to buy everyone in the family one for Christmas. Those cheap $30 joints
Meanwhile I shower after every shyt and NEED a bidet in my life. I just don't want a cheap one. I gotta go all out lol and have warm water, and that bytch dry me off and spray perfume.
I think I'm going to buy everyone in the family one for Christmas. Those cheap $30 joints
You disgusting as fukk if you don't use both! 
If you just use the bidet without toilet paper, kill yaself!
If you just use the bidet without toilet paper, kill yaself!
This shouldn't be an either/or question
Use a bidet AND toilet paper
Otherwise, you walking around with mudbutt
Use a bidet AND toilet paper
Otherwise, you walking around with mudbutt
That's where them light brown doo doo stains come fromYou disgusting as fukk if you don't use both!
If you just use the bidet without toilet paper, kill yaself!
I do both, nikkaz that use TP only are dirty as fukk. And to anyone that’s anti, if someone took a shyt on a dinner plate would you clean it with toilet paper or rinse and dry it? That’s how yall know yall some nasty dirty fukks.
I use both. Saves money on TP and you're actually clean.
No wonder cats are out here with streaky draws.
No wonder cats are out here with streaky draws.