Bidet vs toilet paper

[Realm-Breaker]

Bidet!

 

[Geek Nasty]

A bidet seems like something a faq would enjoy..if anything I'll take a shower.

We don’t even put cleaning products in our booty cracks in Harlem

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That's where them light brown doo doo stains come from

Imagine just getting in the shower and letting the water hit you and then getting out!

 

[Geek Nasty]

Just eat enough fiber and your turd will come out smooth and clean up won't require more than a couple wipes with a toilet paper.

I saw somewhere American food industry removes fiber for some reason, that’s why people have so many digestive problems

 

[patscorpio]

i installed one a couple weeks ago on my toilet....has an auto cleaning feature on it...shyt makes me feel super clean

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

 

[Busted_Toes]

Never tried a Bidet, it just spray Doo Doo juice everywhere?

 

[Jean toomer]

Goat actor. Man just had an 18 hour coke bender and is doing a PSA for bidets.

 

[QU Hectic]

My non paying attention ass read this as “Biden vs toilet paper”

 

[TheJet]

Bidet and wipes

 

[Kuma the Bear]

Toilet paper.

That's what I'm used to and it's also what we have available here. There is no bidet.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

They had them shyts all over Honolulu, especially the mall by Waikiki....probably because of all the Japanese expatriates and tourists.

Bidet definitely makes things cleaner but then a lot of dudes don't want water up their azz.

 

[Swirv]

I got the hose set up, cheap and easy to install. I try my hardest not to #2 outside of home because I won’t be as clean.

You still need some toilet paper to dry your ass off after a bidet wash though.

 

[Mike Ock]

I have 3 in my house. The bidet helps us use less toilet paper. Not sure why some people here in the states are so scared of using one. It makes so much more sense to use one in addition to toilet paper.

 

[Spence]

Toilet paper.

That's what I'm used to and it's also what we have available here. There is no bidet.

Even if you’re in an apartment you can install one quickly, cheaply, and it’s easily removeable.

Ngas walking around with doodoo crumbs