Bidet vs toilet paper

[Realm-Breaker]

Bidet!

 

[Geek Nasty]

A bidet seems like something a faq would enjoy..if anything I'll take a shower.

We don’t even put cleaning products in our booty cracks in Harlem

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That's where them light brown doo doo stains come from

Imagine just getting in the shower and letting the water hit you and then getting out!

 

[Geek Nasty]

Just eat enough fiber and your turd will come out smooth and clean up won't require more than a couple wipes with a toilet paper.

I saw somewhere American food industry removes fiber for some reason, that’s why people have so many digestive problems

 

[patscorpio]

i installed one a couple weeks ago on my toilet....has an auto cleaning feature on it...shyt makes me feel super clean