Batman lifting weights in preparation for his fight with Superman is hilarious

[NinoBrown]

I saw it as his standard prep and getting in better shape to wear the armor to fight Supes...or at least slow him down.

BvS was still piff!

 

[boriquaking]

It got so boring...I shut it off.

It had a lot of promise. In my opinion, it got too hung up on the mythology.

 

[Vandelay]

When does Batman ever fight Superman head on? He would need the Juggernaut's armor for that.

The Dark Knight Returns, what Batman vs. Superman was partially based on.

 

[Heretic]

He is. He's not gonna fight like that though..he's not Zod..lol

I actually like Batman a lot, I just hate when he fights Superman because it's always something ridiculous, stroke of luck or basically Batman is like


Batman: I came up with 8,734,271 different outcomes so I broke into your house and sprinkled a little kryptonite extract in your cologne bottle. I notice you always smell like Burberry so when you sprayed it this time you might have noticed what you thought was an allergic reaction... No. I used just enough to weaken you. Which should be kicking in right about now. :punches Superman then immediately drops to his knees in pain:

Superman: nikka I didn't even wear any cologne this time. You think I didn't see you from down the street sniffing my cologne you fukkin weirdo?


Batman: fuuuuuuuuuck I was just playing breh breh. See I knew you would know so I just wanted you to think I did something. So I also got this... KRYPTONITE AIR FRESHENER!

Superman:

 

[Roid Jones]

Batman doing functional workouts makes sense and he went equipped with Kryptonite

The movie was trash though

 

[Jplaya2023]

Reminds me of this

1:40 mark

 

[At30wecashout]

If that sentence I wrote was a cereal, it would be fruit loops

 

[Heretic]

Reminds me of this

1:40 mark

 

[ForeverLurking]

All that for the shyttiest Batman

 

[Unknown Poster]

How did Batman coast on by for years without having any superpowers?

 

[Heretic]

How did Batman coast on by for years without having any superpowers?

he funds the group so they let him come along on missions and shyt sometimes, the nikka just be taking shyt too far

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

How did Batman coast on by for years without having any superpowers?

He advantages over other justice league members

• He is easily the most intelligent, even with flash having the ability to think faster
• He is stronger than every human, which in turn would include about half of the justice league, and people like green arrow, and flash if speed force is neutralized
• He has infinite resources for tools gadgets and weapons
• He is literally the world's greatest detective so he is the one who outsmarts enemies and solves problems
• He has plans for almost every contingency possible and can solve problems on the fly.
• He is trained in countless martial arts.
• He has used guns to kill tier zero enemies like DARKSEID. YES. HE KILLED fukkING DARKSEID.
• He has will and determination beyond anyone in the justice league.

So imagine Brock Lesnar also knew every martial art and was the strongest person in the world and had a vendetta against the world, and was also as rich as Bezos, and as smart as anyone in earth, and spent money like musk. Would you not want him on your team of good guys?

 

[MajesticLion]

why wait to be a millionaire?

just be a bat

lmao!

 

[CHICAGO]

WHY DIDNT YOU
POST IT ALL?

BATMAN WINS AGAIN.

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[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

WHY DIDNT YOU
POST IT ALL?

BATMAN WINS AGAIN.

​

I didn't even knew what followed but KNEW Batman won that fight off gp