Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

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As much as I got love for bats I have to agrre with this. That nikka struggle with nikkas like scarecrow but handling nikkas like darkseid, and ya'll find nothing wrong with that scenarios. :mjpls:

Exactly. I never liked how Batman seems to be unbeatable against near gods. I understand having plans on how to beat them but they should be sure shots.
 

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And I give the most plot shielded character award to superman.

Lex is way smarter then superman knows everything about him and yet can not kill him even when he has kryptonite

Supes is any dummy himself. Superman's brain works faster and probably stores more information than earthlings, I think he lets his emotions cloud his intelligence at times though.
 
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Some of you guys are assuming batman is just SOME GUY physically...read below from a previous post


Breh...you ever read the CANON write up of his skills.
Abilities

Indomitable Will: Although he has no superhuman powers, Batman's unstoppable determination and strength of will make him an extremely formidable opponent. This makes him able to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain, and also allows him to resist telepathy or mind control. His willpower is strong enough to operate a*Green Lantern Ring*when necessary.

Intimidation: It is widely known that Batman has the ability to instill fear in others, even the people that know him best are intimidated by him. Even those who aren't afraid of the likes of Superman fear Batman. His ability to inspire great fear made him eligible for induction into the*Sinestro Corps, although he was able to fight off the*power ring's control.

Interrogation: Batman is adept in interrogation techniques, often using law enforcement methods as well as torture. Several methods seen include hanging a person over the edge of a building by one leg or chaining a person upside down and beating them. He usually just plain uses his frightening appearance to get answers. "Fear is an excellent motivator" he once said.

Peak Human Conditioning: Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, Batman represents the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever completed. Strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes and coordination are at peak human perfection. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He has mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction). Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.

Peak Human Strength: Batman regularly bench-presses at least 1000 lbs. during his exercise routine.:damn:

Peak Human Reflexes: Bruce's reflexes were honed to such a degree that he has caught one of*Green Arrow's arrows in mid flight when he tried to shoot him. *He has also been able to dodge point blank gunfire.

Peak Human Speed: He could run at speeds comparable to the finest competing athletes.

Peak Human Endurance: His endurance was comparable to that of the finest Olympic Decathlon participant.[citation needed]*His lung capacity was so great that he could hold his breath underwater for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.[244]*He can survive in the airless vacuum of space for exactly 27 seconds.[245]

Peak Human Agility: His agility was greater than that of a Chinese acrobat and an Olympic gold medalist gymnast.[citation needed]*His main phase of movement was Parkour which he learned in France and used that to scale the cities rooftops in an acrobatic manner.[citation needed]

Master Acrobat: He is proficient in gymnastics and acrobatics.

Master Martial Artist:*Bruce is well trained in multiple martial arts, he is known as the man who has mastered 127 forms of martial arts. His primary form of combat[citation needed]*is an idiosyncratic admixture of*Tae Kwon Do,*Judo,*Muay Thai,*Dragon Style Kung Fu,*Boxing,*Jujitsu,*Ninjitsu*and Capoiera. :birdman:

Weapons Master:*Through his martial arts training, he has become an expert on all melee weapons. Wayne has displayed exceptional sword fighting capability and proficiency with knives, sticks and various other weapons. He practices during his combat sessions to keep his skills intact, but he prefers unarmed combat.Master of Stealth: His*Ninjutsu*training has made him a master at stealth and capable of breaching high security facilities without being detected.

Expert Marksman: Wayne is an expert marksman skilled. He is skilled with throwing projectile weapons, archery and firearms. He has been practicing such skills since the early days of his training and is almost on par with theGreen Arrow*in terms of accuracy.

Genius-Level Intellect: Batman is a brilliant, virtually peerless, detective, strategist, scientist, tactician, and commander; he is widely regarded as one of the keenest analytical minds on the planet. Given his lack of superpowers, he often uses cunning and planning to outwit his foes, rather than simply "out-fighting" them.

Polymath: He has studied Biology, Technology, Mathematics, Physics, Mythology, Geography, & History.[citation needed]*Gained degrees in Criminal Science, Forensic sciences, Computer Sciences, Chemistry and Engineering by the time he was 21.:mindblown: *He has mastered Diverse Environmental Training, Security Systems, and illusion/sleight of hand by the time he was 23. He gained even more degrees in Biology, Physics, Advanced Chemistry, and Technology by the time he was 25. *He had learned Forensic Sciences, Medical Sciences, Expanded Computer and Engineering Sciences, and Expanded Device Pool use of personal powered armor and system, database creation on underworld crime bosses, rogue's gallery foes and other supervillains; improved material sciences for body armor and micro-machinery by the time he was 26. Has also learned Advanced New Development in Forensic and Medical Sciences.:wtf:

Master Detective: He is widely considered as the World's Greatest Detective, capable of observation, forensic investigation, and inductive and deductive reasoning of the highest caliber. Human intuition is an unlearnable trait and one of Batman's most effective tools. Given any mystery, he can arrive at the correct conclusions with a fraction of the data.

Multi-lingual: He is able to speak Spanish, French, Latin, German, Japanese, English, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Greek, Portuguese, Arabic, Sanskrit, Hindi, Thai and possibly more.

Master Tactician and Strategist: He commonly utilizes cunning tactics to outwit his foes. He is an excellent leader and at times commands the Justice League and the Outsiders, Batman is known as one of the greatest strategists and tacticians in the dc universe, and once even Aquaman stated the same.

Escapologist: He has been described as second only to*Mister Miracle*as an escape artist. He has been seen escaping from a Posey straitjacket in less than 52 seconds, and remarked afterwards that the time was way too slow for him.

Multi Vehicular Driving Skills: Bruce is proficient at driving many vehicles like cars, motor bikes, trucks and he is also skillful at driving jets, helicopters and auto boats and small ships.

Tracking: Trained in hunting techniques by African Bushmen (the Ghost Tribes of the Ten-eyed Brotherhood, among others).

Master of Disguise: Has mastered the art of disguise by the time he was 23. Has further learned Expanded Disguise techniques by the time he was 26. Batman has many aliases he uses to infiltrate the underworld or just to go undercover in public situations. His current aliases are: Matches Malone, Thomas Quigley, Ragman, Detective Hawke, Sir Hemingford Grey, Frank Dixon, Gordon Selkirk, and Mr. Fledermaus.

Ventriloquism: Batman is able to project his voice to sound as though it is coming from other places.:heh:

Expert Mechanic and Vehicular Driver: Proficient at combat driving. Has learned improved vehicle designs. Was trained and proficient in basic vehicles operations.

Business Management: Bruce Wayne has extensive skills and experience in business management and has through understanding of financial marketing and management and is often known as a example of successful industrialist and businessman on par to Lex Luthor. :myman:


Basically he can do anything
 

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Supes is any dummy himself. Superman's brain works faster and probably stores more information than earthlings, I think he lets his emotions cloud his intelligence at times though.

Dose not explain how lex could have him on the ropes and superman lives.
 

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Lex's ego is what causes him to fail most of the times.

And that is not the same thing as batman plot shielding. Explain how darkseid loses then. He is as smart as lex has god powers and controls a planet.

Yet superman gives him trouble.
 

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And that is not the same thing as batman plot shielding. Explain how darkseid loses then. He is as smart as lex has god powers and controls a planet.

Yet superman gives him trouble.
Wasn't a big DC reader back in the day but Darkseid got the better of superman when they threw down, iirc. Darkseid maybe just as intelligent but he doesn't use his brain in a way a scientist/engineer like Lex would, plus Darkseid has an ego too was more concerned about the anti life equation than killing Superman
 

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Wasn't a big DC reader back in the day but Darkseid got the better of superman when they threw down, iirc. Darkseid maybe just as intelligent but he doesn't use his brain in a way a scientist/engineer like Lex would, plus Darkseid has an ego too was more concerned about the anti life equation than killing Superman

Explain how Matello loses then. Dude has no ego has a heart made of kyrtonite hates superman yet he always loses as well.
 
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BATMAN IS THE WACKEST "SUPERHERO" OF ALL TIME


SUPERMAN LITERALLY FLEW AROUND THE EARTH SO FAST HE TURNED BACK TIME

BATMAN COULD BENCH 1000 LBS ALL DAY AND HE AIN'T fukkIN WITH THAT
 

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Some of you guys are assuming batman is just SOME GUY physically...read below from a previous post

:comeon: at all that

I know this is comics but there still has to be some believability in these universes. batman makes sense within the confines of gotham city, but when dude is fighting darkseid in a 1 on 1 it gets kinda ridiculous :rudy: the way some of these writers write batman :mindblown: I can only suspend my disbelief so far. you know that plot-shield is in full effect

and smh at villains being more afraid of batman than fukking superman :comeon: what a load of crap
 
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