Ask A Coli Breh Living in S. Africa ANYTHING (Now w/ Pics)

[International Playa]

Careful with them Zulu ladies though in Durban..you could get hustled.

Cool, in South Africa Im always extra careful, that Passportheavy breh got robbed in Jo'burg lol

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I've been ghost reading this thread for years, first time was in 2014, and have been coming back at least twice a year. Been lurking on the Coli since 2012.
I myself, Born and raised in Cape Town, studied and worked in Johannesburg for a few years.
Here's what what hope is a moremore realistic breakdown of South Africa as a 26 year black man, whos been here all my life.
South Africa unfortunately is a cesspool of white supremacy/racism. The white worshipping here is so engrained in the black and overall non-white populations,and permeates every aspect of life.

Weaves /chemically altered hair, white jesus, european cars, italian clothes, historically white universities, speaking English with a 'white accent' , light skin fetishims on both men and women Etc Etc are all seen as the epitome of success and status (light skin couple, with light skin children, white washed and c00ning is deemed the South African dream pretty much, but then again name a place on earth that isn't like this? ) .
White Supremacy is the common thread that subconsciously dictates the collective behavioural patterns of the majority black populace.
Im lettinh all you Coli brehs know this so you don't get any illusions of grandeur about leaving the States and think you'll be coming to some racial 'Black Power' Utopia. There's a whole lot self hatred amongst blacks here and overall competitive negativity(this need to feel superior to another black person) .

Now for the good shyt. If you come to South Africa i would highly suggest that you cop some commercial property, basically instead of buying buying house this side, rather use that favorable exchange rate and actually purchase vacant property stands or pre existing office, especially in the "smaller" cities or towns (Bloemfontein, East London, Port Elizabeth, George, Massey Bay, Rustenberg etc), all you gotta do is find a property management company to run operage the property on your behalf whilst you collect the rent. All the major banks in SA (FNB, ABSA, Nedbank etc) have dedicated divisions that specialise in this type of stuff.
Commercial property is the best money maker you could ever invest in here in SA. You'll have to get a law firm that will handle your business account here and make sure you abide by all the legal requirements and taxes etc.
I can elborate on that further if you have questions.

Now. When it comes to the bytchs/p*ssy it's simple. Most South African black girls are suckers for an affluent lifestyle. The economic carstartion of black people means that most of the girls see a guy having a car, his own place and being able to afford to take herher out once a month as being an Alpha Male.
They don't necessarily want the cold hard cash and wouldn't even know what to do with money besides spend it on what white people conditioned them to buy.

If you want the hottest easiest lays that are relatively gullable, you need to be stationed near the major Universities, if you're in Cape Town be around the Southern Suburbs area close to UCT (University of Cape Town), if you're in Johannesburg be around Braamfontein, which whichs very close to University of Witwatersrand, if you cant be around the Varsity, try a rside near the mall that Varsity chicks use.
The number 1 rule for getting p*ssy in SA is logistics, if you approach a cute girl, spit your game and she's getting hooked, you immediately tell her what time you'll call her and send an Uber to pick her up or get her with a rented car, bring her over to your place, which is situated not too far from where she stays, the Varsity area you met her at, booze and food already sorted you'll be slaying 90% of THE baddest bytchs in SA. It's all about logistics and booze. They don't necessarily want you to cuff them, just being courted by a man who is deemed resourceful ('nikka rich ') by HER standards will get you laid.
Also downplay your Americannes, come off as if you're slightly critical and cynical of America, play the 'shyts bad for black people in America, we're outnumberd over there, id rather be here around my people' 'American girls are all about money and no substance, I hardly meet girls like you who I can just talk to with substance '(*ego stroking), again this will dispell any preconceptions a SA chick had about yo and will make her open up more, legs included.

Instead of hitting up the clubs and turn up spots its actually much much easier to approach a girl during yhe day or afternoon, especially the students or even working bytchs. You will ofcuorse need need a lil bit of Game, but your accent will shield you from a lot rejection. She'll give you a lot of cooperation based on your accent alone. Once she's hooked, its all about logistics and booze.

If you approach 10-15(which is low numebr) chicks per day, and run the 'Foreign Guy' Game you can fukk any of the 10/15 the same day you met them, as long as your logistics are in order. She will not want to come to you or meet you in a neutral venue, but if you're offering to pick her up, take her out or have dinner at your place she'll be down.

There's so much more i could add. But let me just say this, the most you should spend on any girl indirectly is $30-$50, a good bottle of anything will be $5-10, order some Pizza for round about $7, and maube spend $5-10 dollars for the Uber and other minor costs. You voukd easily have 20-50 chicks in your rotation within 2 weeks, no exaggerations.

I can go in depth with a lot of this but I'll let y'all marinate on that for now.
Peace

I'm coming back next year breh but its strictly to do business. Do you know any property management companies that are reputable? I want to jump on some commercial property. Im sure they can show me how to set everything up where all I do is collect money.

 

[Rayzah]

How do you link pics from my IG so I can upload some of these glorious pics

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

How do you link pics from my IG so I can upload some of these glorious pics

You take the url from the instagram post, come back to reply box in here at the bottom of the page, press the media button, where they will ask you to paste said url, then press embed

 

[Cynic]

this is strictly for that paper, making or saving anything above $200 000 would mean I'd have enough capital to kick start at least 5 legitimate businesses in South Africa and acquire some high return stocks. Effectively I could retire from the rat race.

Here I am looking at houses in Cape Town from $400k and up....

 

[Rayzah]

 

[Rayzah]

 

[thatrapsfan]

Great pics breh. I was thinking of going down next summer with a few grad school friends. Whats SA like in August?

 

[Rayzah]

Great pics breh. I was thinking of going down next summer with a few grad school friends. Whats SA like in August?

Cold. Wait until late November or December best Time is probably January.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Living the good life in the motherland, my brother

 

[Concerning VIolence]

How's the solidarity among the black people?

 

[Uchiha God]

South Africans are heavily influenced by America. The rest of Africa thinks they see themselves as non African.

Was reading this thread out of interest, and i know this an old post @Poitier and my bad but the places i been to were always heavily influenced by black american culture. I been to Luanda (angola) and the influence was palpable from dress code to even the way they play ball and music (not counting their traditional/national genres) they played a lot of hip-hop, also the locals that spoke english used african american vernacular. I also had a brief/short spell in Lagos and them brehs are influenced by the US as well from what I saw. I think its more a urban vs rural thing, as well as generational, meaning in the cities you will see the black american influence but the rural areas and outskirts are more traditional

this is a very good thread tho and as spiked my interest in travelling more often

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Minor question... Do Black South Africans heavily rep their ethnicity such as Xhosa and Zulu?

 

[Uchiha God]

Palesa #2

Kicked a time or two with Ayanda. Palesa met thru Tinder but never linked up. Text more than anything. Thato I met goes she use to go to the university by my job

aye i carried on reading the thread, and breh this chick ain't south african. this a chick from houston and she posted this pic years ago on her tumblr, i know it cause i talk to her. this Palesa chick you were talking to a catfish, well i don't know about her other pics, but this one def not her.

 

[rogue_riezo]

Minor question... Do Black South Africans heavily rep their ethnicity such as Xhosa and Zulu?

Yes, there is pride associated with heritage and culture in general.