Ask A Coli Breh Living in S. Africa ANYTHING (Now w/ Pics)

[Cape Town JHB]

I'm coming back next year breh but its strictly to do business. Do you know any property management companies that are reputable? I want to jump on some commercial property. Im sure they can show me how to set everything up where all I do is collect money.

gmail.com

inbox me or shoot me an email , bmgaju@gmail.com.
we'll chop it up

 

[Cape Town JHB]

Minor question... Do Black South Africans heavily rep their ethnicity such as Xhosa and Zulu?

in don't wanna get too heavy with psycho analysis but its like this. The difference between a black men in NYC, Chicago, LA is gonna quite different from a cat in Alabama, Virginia or anywhere else down south for the most part. Similarly in South Africa black people in the big cities are pretty much 21st century hybrids, they are hip hop, pop culture, techno savy etc. The fact they are Zulu or Xhosa is not that significant per se. But if you go smaller areas and town then its a much larger factor.

No one comes to the US to visit Missouri or Arizona, let alone Alabama etc (sorry to all my mid west and down south Coli brehs), similarly you wont really come to South Africa to visit small towns so all that tribal shyt will not affect you in anyway.
Especially in Cape Town....matter of fact some Swedish tourist CACs might start taking pictures of you
It's not everyday that they see clothed, seemingly civilized monkeys

 

[Cape Town JHB]

How's the solidarity among the black people?

I already broke this question down. There is no solidarity or idealistic notions of grandeur about some black utopia. WHITE SUPREMACY IS GLOBAL. c00ns and black ''Christians'', self hatred etc etc is the norm. Juts like where you come from

 

[Yehuda]

Watch out for hookers/prostitutes posing as real women

The way you worded this made it sound like they're trannies.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaack. Great to be in my second home. This water situation is crazy. Just getting back from a night out in the newlands area

 

[Apollo Creed]

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaack. Great to be in my second home. This water situation is crazy. Just getting back from a night out in the newlands area

Any updates?

 

[FaTaL]

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaack. Great to be in my second home. This water situation is crazy. Just getting back from a night out in the newlands area

Are bottles of water worth gold?

 

[phcitywarrior]

I already broke this question down. There is no solidarity or idealistic notions of grandeur about some black utopia. WHITE SUPREMACY IS GLOBAL. c00ns and black ''Christians'', self hatred etc etc is the norm. Juts like where you come from

Bro, I'll be in Jo'Burg in a couple of weeks. I'll be in Maboneng Precinct in an AirBnb, anything I should keep an eye out for?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Bro, I'll be in Jo'Burg in a couple of weeks. I'll be in Maboneng Precinct in an AirBnb, anything I should keep an eye out for?

Yea, don’t venture too far from there at night on foot. You’re right next door to the CBD. They don’t play

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Are bottles of water worth gold?

Nah. It’s tap water that’s worth more than gold. No warm/hot showers for this guy plus they’ve limited the time you can actually shower down to 2 minutes or something

 

[the bossman]

Breh is back in paradise

Jealousy

How long are you staying

 

[phcitywarrior]

Yea, don’t venture too far from there at night on foot. You’re right next door to the CBD. They don’t play

What exactly is it about that Jo'Burg that is so dangerous? I've lived in Nigeria and even then people tell me to always have my head on swivel when it comes to Jo'Burg

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

So the water crisis is new? I don't remember you talking about it last year @Lucky_Lefty

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Breh is back in paradise

Jealousy

How long are you staying

For most of the month. Went to Ethiopia beforehand. Not doing that one again

What exactly is it about that Jo'Burg that is so dangerous? I've lived in Nigeria and even then people tell me to always have my head on swivel when it comes to Jo'Burg

Cause it’s so in your face. Bruhs will smash the window of your car and snatch your iPad out your kids hand. Not everywhere but it’s just savage af

So the water crisis is new? I don't remember you talking about it last year @Lucky_Lefty

No. I went on a study a couple years and we warned them of this possibly happening. They didn’t take heed and now they’re almost here at day zero

 

[phcitywarrior]

Cause it’s so in your face. Bruhs will smash the window of your car and snatch your iPad out your kids hand. Not everywhere but it’s just savage af

Damn. I get that people are savage and even in Nigeria this kind of thing happens but idk. Maybe I've heard of worse in Nigeria so I'm less moved by it.

Anything else on the safety side I should look out for?