Ash is 23 years old and still losing battles to Rookies

[Box Cutta]

GOAT cartoon theme song....

I still ride with Team Rocket, IDGAF....







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[Microfracture]

So yeah who was Ash father???

Probably Professor Oak......or Mr. Mime.....

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

They acknowledged Ash's father on one episode of Pokemon. They said he left to train Pokemon and never came back. So he is probably a failed Pokemon trainer and a failed father.

 

[up in here]

Ash might be wack at training Pokemon but im pretty sure he has saved the world a couple of times. That's gotta count for something

 

[up in here]

They acknowledged Ash's father on one episode of Pokemon. They said he left to train Pokemon and never came back. So he is probably a failed Pokemon trainer and a failed father.

I thought that was Brocks father

 

[Ziggiy]

That nikka Ash was struggling to beat Gym leaders while knowing what type of Pokemon they would use.


*Sees nikka has a Raichu*

*Sends out Pikachu*

*Somehow gamesharks Pikachu's speed to get himself a W*

The streets never invested in Ash. Had me watching Digimon because I had more respect for Tai...it'd be pitch black but my nikka still had to keep the goggles on deck just in case

Beautiful fukking post. Every goddamn thing you said was truth. Tai had the respect of the squad, even Emo ass Mat was forced to fall back.

 

[JuvenileHell]

probably Goc00n who is notorious for leaving his sons absent of his presence

lmfaoooooooo

 

[King Koopa]

probably Goc00n who is notorious for leaving his sons absent of his presence

Sell your soul for power, blow up and leave your family in the process brehs...

Probably Professor Oak......or Mr. Mime.....

What if Red was Ash's father

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Vegeta flattop smilie

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

I thought that was Brocks father

They both have deadbeat dads

 

[Sugar]

Sell your soul for power, blow up and leave your family in the process brehs...

All the while this was happening, Goku was off in some shrubbery taking a nap

I wonder how that happened

What if Red was Ash's father

Red would never produce such a dweeb like Ash as a son. This nikka Ash is the reason why women shouldn't raise sons alone. At least Gary had his grandpa. Knew when he had to fall back cuz he aint have the juice anymore. But this nikka Ash running around reliving 2nd childhoods...36 in a karate class and shyt ol peter pan young forever ass nikka. that aint swayzie

 

[BROWARD]

when i first found out about this i was like

then i seen how gully this shyt was



i had to pause it after that scene wondering if i should continue

my nikka @charmander almost got ate

squirtle aint have no teeth..

 

[Dilltastic VolWon(derful)]

That Heart of the Cards stuff was for the American version of the show. In the original version he literally has magical cheating powers where he changes the next card to the one he needs.

 

[Boolean]

squirtle aint have no teeth..

good lawd

 

[T-K-G]

at Gokoon

hooooooly shyt im DONE at that surf bar

"THAT'S ASH "