An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one
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LebronsJumper
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I mean all you gotta do is tire the cheetah out by circling around, bobbing and weaving. Eventually you'll get an open shot 
One good kick to a tired cheetahs head is enoigh to disorient it so you can go in for the chokehold
One good kick to a tired cheetahs head is enoigh to disorient it so you can go in for the chokehold
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I mean all you gotta do is tire the cheetah out by circling around, bobbing and weaving. Eventually you'll get an open shot
One good kick to a tired cheetahs head is enoigh to disorient it so you can go in for the chokehold
yeah, you know what...try that strategy out.
RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
Yo is it weird I wanna fight a tiger in gladiator style match .
I feel like if I got a good spear I would have a chance.
Here's a quick look into your future if you follow your ambitions
Ahem... Enjoy
RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
I mean all you gotta do is tire the cheetah out by circling around, bobbing and weaving. Eventually you'll get an open shot
One good kick to a tired cheetahs head is enoigh to disorient it so you can go in for the chokehold
Bob and weave with a beast that has a natural rudder and can match a gazelle step for step, brehs.
Yo is it weird I wanna fight a tiger in gladiator style match .
I feel like if I got a good spear I would have a chance.
The ONLY way I see you making it out of that Roman coliseum is if the tiger is chained.
You'd probably still die though. You ain't bout dat Maximus Decimus life
I guess you could take on a honey badger that weighs 30 lbs right
OP thinks slow mo cheetah vids are in regular time
Here's a quick look into your future if you follow your ambitions
Ahem... Enjoy
Brehs I think I could manage. No way a tiger is faster than a snake strike. And if I can subdue a pig barehanded I am pretty sure I could take a tiger with a weapon of sufficient reach.The ONLY way I see you making it out of that Roman coliseum is if the tiger is chained.
You'd probably still die though. You ain't bout dat Maximus Decimus life
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Um...you're not all there in the head, are you?
shyt. I weigh 175...The cheetah is all muscle....PURE muscle.
As a human, I don't stand a chance without a gun.
A BIG gun.
And about 50-150 feet of lead time/space.
shyt. I weigh 175...The cheetah is all muscle....PURE muscle.
As a human, I don't stand a chance without a gun.
A BIG gun.
And about 50-150 feet of lead time/space.
I mean all you gotta do is tire the cheetah out by circling around, bobbing and weaving. Eventually you'll get an open shot
One good kick to a tired cheetahs head is enoigh to disorient it so you can go in for the chokehold
Yes, these things are possible if you are:
New Robocop
Batman
Captain America
Blue Guys from Avatar
If you are not, then you get one kick, get taken down, mounted, and eaten in that order.
feelosofer
#ninergang
These africans gave some cheetahs that work with no problem though.
You mean guys with 1000+ years of knowledge and training passed down.