An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one

[NinoBrown]

what did I say that was wrong?
they get bullied by lions, hyenas, honey badgers, croc, basically all the other predator and they are faster than the average human.

Because they are exhausted after chasing, killing, and dragging their prey. They don't want smoke because the cheetah realizes the wrong hit or fight can cripple it and that is a death sentence.

Even with that, cheetah makes most work out of humans unless the human is some type of grappling specialist (maybe, just maybe)....

Scenario that occurs:
[Cheetah notices human with no goons or bodyguards]
[Human is 8 seconds too late from spotting cheetah]
[Human tries to run and gets tripped up, tries to push off cheetah from bottom mount, cheetah crushes windpipe]

 

[ThugLife]

I wish all animals stood on their hind legs to give yall a perspective of just how inferior we are to them mfs

 

[BlackManLiveFromLondon]

A Chimpanzee at its heaviest weighs around 135lbs and you already know what a chimpanzee would do to a human

So what makes you retards think that with a Cheetah its gonna be different?

 

[NinoBrown]

A Chimpanzee at its heaviest weighs around 135lbs and you already know what a chimpanzee would do to a human

So what makes you retards think that with a Cheetah its gonna be different?

A 600lb benchpress...jeezus, smart as a toddler or 1st Grader, and aims to rip out genitals and eyes on an instinctive level....

I'm good breh

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Never EVER let this thread die. These Coli animal threads are by far the funniest shyt I've seen on the internet.

Ya'll talking bout knocking out bears, puttin gorilla's in arm bars, fighting cheetahs lmao!

Btw if that common housecat was even a couple of pounds heavier or the size of a dog, it would be deadly.

 

[Standing on business]

The daps given on the first page



Y'all nikkas was in here eating

 

[klientel]

These animals are built to kill and hunt....

Yall nikkas built to stunt on thecoli....

Pretty clear who would win.

 

[The Fire]

Just saw this, read every page shyt got me weak

 

[MyMindWarpsandBends]

What a dumb thread. It's one thing knocking out a p*ssy ass bear because they are slow and have protruding jaws. It's another thing to say you are going to whoop a cheetah. Use your brain breh.

 

[SNG]

The only way you would have a shot is if the cheetah attacks you by jumping on its two back feet to lunge at your face. And nikka you would have less than 3.5 seconds to launch a two piece to that big pussies jaw.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

The only way you would have a shot is if the cheetah attacks you by jumping on its two back feet to lunge at your face. And nikka you would have less than 3.5 seconds to launch a two piece to that big pussies jaw.

its claws will rip through your human skin like butter. You dont have the heart to face a cheetah. Dont lie to yourself, its not healthy.

 

[SNG]

its claws will rip through your human skin like butter. You dont have the heart to face a cheetah. Dont lie to yourself, its not healthy.

nikka that’s only a chance only way I’m pullin up with a cheetah is if it’s really bout that smoke. fukk all that grecko Roman shyt.

 

[Eddy Gordo]

Yo is it weird I wanna fight a tiger in gladiator style match .

I feel like if I got a good spear I would have a chance.

 

[MyMindWarpsandBends]

nikkas really on here talkin bout runnin fades with some shyt that makes regular appearances on National Geographic, you nikkas too much for me dawg, I’m literally crying at this thread

 

[Recca Gatsby]

could you beat 42 midgets?

Yo all bullshyt aside, I feel like I actually could.