An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one

[BigE214]

be dumb, brehs.

I was laughing at the op and then this shyt took me out. I'm at work dying

 

[Sypress]

If you think about it, something running at you at 70 mph is going to die if you just lift your leg up. That’s a car wreck for that cheetah and you don’t even have to exert yourself

And you follow it up with a leg drop, it’s over for Chester

 

[Wiles]

use a spear or gun

 

[Renegade47]

this shyt still hilarious

 

[tuckgod]

unfortunately i am a trained boxer with lethal power in both hands. i also am a bodybuilder and am 6'1 and about 210 lbs of mostly muscle. i would merely grab hold of the cat and choke it to death. since i am mostly muscle, it's claws would do only superficial damage at best and it wouldn't even be connecting with most of its hits because i am nearly as agile as it is. smaller cats like a cheetah would struggle with a physical specimen like me, but i am rare. it would kill most people easily.

 

[JQ Legend]

this shyt still hilarious

Breh saying "aight I'll admit a cheetah is slightly faster than me" is one of my top 5 favorite Coli posts of all time

 

[JQ Legend]

Bruh these animals can't fight for shyt. I'm not worried about cheetahs. First they aren't known to attack humans and they aren't physically strong. Leopards, lions, tigers, hyenas I agree. Cheetahs... Nah. It won't be one sided in their favour

A tiger I can understand but if I slapbox a lion 3 times, I'm winning at least 1

 

[staticshock]

nikkas would get mauled by a Lynx but they think they can handle a cheetah

 

[Renegade47]

A tiger I can understand but if I slapbox a lion 3 times, I'm winning at least 1

nikka sounds like thor in IW

 

[ig88]

How the fukk you gon land a punch meant for the face of a 5’8”+ man on an animals whos face to face wit ya dikk...moving 60 miles per hr.

A blade and sheild tho no contest.

 

[Kairi Irving]

I mean all you gotta do is tire the cheetah out by circling around, bobbing and weaving. Eventually you'll get an open shot

One good kick to a tired cheetahs head is enoigh to disorient it so you can go in for the chokehold

shyt sound lik

 

[kdslittlebro]

 

[DamienWayne]

I love when coli brehs think they can square up with wild animals the justifications are always off the wall

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

nikkas would get mauled by a Lynx but they think they can handle a cheetah

I seen a family of bobcats in my mom's back yard one time....

Moms was like, Can you get them out the yard for me...?


I was like "sure...."


*Picks up phone* .....Is this Animal Control..?

 

[Savvir]

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