An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one

[Serious]

Weight dont mean shyt if you cant fight. I've seen plenty of nikkas get bodied by smaller dudes

@puppetmaster still trying catch that fade

 

[Miggs]

One of the best KAJ is the one where he says he was changing a flat on the side of the road in Arizona or something and a puma pounced on his back. He grabbed it and threw it off.







120lbs would be a gigantic cheetah - most are much smaller than that.

And cheetahs are built for speed, chimps are built for strength. They trained a 100lb chimp to do bench press on a machine and it was pushing 600lbs up.

They go after the gentiles and face (eyes, throat) too. I'm not sure if a 120lb chimp would kill me, but I'm not sure I'd still want to live afterwards.










Miggs, you thinking leopard, not cheetah. Cheetahs don't carry their prey into trees and they kill anything anywhere near 210lbs. They go after small antelope and such.

Leopard is 3x the cat that a cheetah is. I'm not aware of a single adult man who been killed by a cheetah. But the Panar Leopard killed 400 people all by itself.

I thought he was talking about a Leopard...I still dont think a cheetah would have a problem killing an unarmed man...They still have huge teeth and claws,human body is not meant to do battle with knives and swords,we dont have thick hides....

 

[inndaskKy]

One of the best KAJ is the one where he says he was changing a flat on the side of the road in Arizona or something and a puma pounced on his back. He grabbed it and threw it off.







120lbs would be a gigantic cheetah - most are much smaller than that.

And cheetahs are built for speed, chimps are built for strength. They trained a 100lb chimp to do bench press on a machine and it was pushing 600lbs up.

They go after the gentiles and face (eyes, throat) too. I'm not sure if a 120lb chimp would kill me, but I'm not sure I'd still want to live afterwards.










Miggs, you thinking leopard, not cheetah. Cheetahs don't carry their prey into trees and they kill anything anywhere near 210lbs. They go after small antelope and such.

Leopard is 3x the cat that a cheetah is. I'm not aware of a single adult man who been killed by a cheetah. But the Panar Leopard killed 400 people all by itself.

Sounds more like a Wilt tale?

 

[puppetmaster]

@puppetmaster still trying catch that fade

It’s already established.

We gonna scrap at the coli meet up then grab a drink after.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

I wanna see op beat up a police k9. and they are weak compared to cheetahd

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Sounds more like a Wilt tale?

Ah, damn, you're right, it was Wilt with the .

I've posted that correctly on the forum before but had a brain fade this time around.

 

[Hejdå]

You gonna end up getting killed if you ever go on safari somewhere

I never noticed how the cheetahs tail shifts the momentum of his body

 

[AnotherRoute]

Only on the coli you got a range of dudes calling they moms to clean up a dead roach to dudes fighting cheetahs

 

[CourtesyFlush]

What a dumb thread. It's one thing knocking out a p*ssy ass bear because they are slow and have protruding jaws. It's another thing to say you are going to whoop a cheetah. Use your brain breh.

Call out someone for being dumb and then follow it up with an even dumber statement brehs. Thinkin bears are slow and a human punch can knock one out

 

[CourtesyFlush]

I don't know about any male, but definitely no pro athlete should be losing to a cheetah. Especially athletes who are in contact sports.

cheetahs are food in the jungle. They might be slightly faster than me, but they're lateral movements are super subpar to other cats because they don't have that grip on the bottom of they feet. That's where I come in because my agility and lateral movements are god status. On top of that most males are stronger than cheetahs besides Somalis. I don't think op is trolling. I can see why he feels this.

coli nikkas never been outside or even watched nature documentaries

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Can't bears run like 30mph? That's be as fast as Usain bolt.

But who would win in a fight?
Usain Bolt with a knife in each hand or a male cheetah?

 

[Dzali OG]

Cheetahs not built like that but neither is a labrador.

 

[Malta]

I never noticed how the cheetahs tail shifts the momentum of his body

It pulls it's ears back for added aerodynamics too, shyt is crazy. Their backs act like springs when they run, shyt is just

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

be dumb, brehs.

People so bored they make the dumbest threads.

 

[gldnone913]

unfortunately i am a trained boxer with lethal power in both hands. i also am a bodybuilder and am 6'1 and about 210 lbs of mostly muscle. i would merely grab hold of the cat and choke it to death. since i am mostly muscle, it's claws would do only superficial damage at best and it wouldn't even be connecting with most of its hits because i am nearly as agile as it is. smaller cats like a cheetah would struggle with a physical specimen like me, but i am rare. it would kill most people easily.

The Coli, y'all