An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one

[OrionBC]

This whole thread has me crying on the train. I needed this laugh today.

 

[bx.lion]

Lol dudes in here saying they'd fight a cheetah as if a racc00n wouldn't have you crying for momma

 

[MikeyC]

That's internal, you can't uppercut a virus breh

/thread

Did the lion take any damage?

I fought a pack of wild obese English woman on a night out once. If you added their weight up they weighed the equivalent of like 2000lbs. I was like 140 at the time and whooped them all.

I fought a hedgehog once. I toe punted it and it flew into someone's car and was either knocked out or dead. I didn't stick around in case all his prickly mates came along.

I fought a baby deer like bambino type thing. Wasn't really a fight tho I just mowed him down in my car. Granted he did some damage to my car but I left that situation with my life and that p*ssy ass deer didn't.

Like I said my mate whooped a horse with one punch and made it back down.

These Arabs

I don't know about any male, but definitely no pro athlete should be losing to a cheetah. Especially athletes who are in contact sports.

cheetahs are food in the jungle. They might be slightly faster than me, but they're lateral movements are super subpar to other cats because they don't have that grip on the bottom of they feet. That's where I come in because my agility and lateral movements are god status. On top of that most males are stronger than cheetahs besides Somalis. I don't think op is trolling. I can see why he feels this.

Animal threads always brings the jokes

 

[BBG]

nikkas bringing up boxing accolades like boxing isn't literally a form of hand-to-hand combat


Guess what, these nikkas dont got hands, so your training in HAND TO HAND wont do you much good against a wild beast faster than you with razors growing from its paw


nikka really came up in this fukking thread flexing about boxing and body fat like that cheetah is giving a fukk about ANY of that shyt

 

[mbewane]

Coli animal threads

 

[DamienWayne]

90 percent of the coli would get mauled by a bobcat let alone a cheetah

 

[Standing on business]

Now imagine those fangs seeking into your neck breh

 

[semtex]

90 percent of the coli would get mauled by a house cat let alone a cheetah

Fixed

 

[UpAndComing]

I wanna own a Cheetah as a pet one day

 

[MenacingMonk]

OP fukkin' stupid as shyt.

Dude must've been high.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

Yeah OP you're really gonna fukk up a cheetah

 

[SadimirPutin]

I would pay to see this...

The agility and reflex mismatch alone would be hilarious

 

[Tasha And]

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

These Arabs

one of the funniest videos I've seen.. but swear to God that's a legit ass whippin'

mofos play too much.. lol

 

[Premeditated]

coli nikkas never been outside or even watched nature documentaries

what did I say that was wrong?
they get bullied by lions, hyenas, honey badgers, croc, basically all the other predator and they are faster than the average human.