21 Oblivious Men That Are Now Single For A Reason

Crayola Coyote

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That's what I been saying.
A woman needs to be obvious with me.
I remember I used to tell women to put their legs on my lap or I would try to be vague and try to get them to focus on my my pants when I wanted some dome.
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I grab their hand and put it on dikk ... works though. Just wish a chick would just do it to show me she really wanna get Dow instead of me doing all the work :mjcry:
 

FLYINHAWAIIAN

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The story of my early teenage years and early adulthood. :snoop:
I got stories of missed opportunities for days

When I was about 13/14 years old I spent the summer this one family. There was a girl there that I instantly fell for. She was 16 or 17 at the time and I thought she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. She was bad as fukk and waaaaaay out of my league.
We used to play around and shyt and I remember one evening we were wrestling and somehow her tube top came off and exposed her t*ts.:noah:

Long story short I went to Atlanta with the family. It was during the time of the Atlanta Olympics. It was a lot of them there and not enough space. The first night she slept at the opposite end of the house and I slept on the other side.
Next night I'm sleeping and this bytch crept into my bed next to me. So I'm mad shooked and confused :wtf: because she never gave me any signs that she was interested in me. I'm only 13 and a virgin. I just laid there stiff as a board and didn't even lay a finger on her.

Next morning I get up and her younger brother and all the adults in the house are looking at me like :birdman:

I get get accused of fukking her and no one believed me when I said I didn't. One of the worst thing to happen to me. Took along time, years, for me to get over it.
Never had the chance to spend any more time with her beyond that summer. When she would see me she would just ignore me and I wouldn't say shyt to her either.

Bottom line, I should have fukked or at least done something if I was gonna get accused anyway.

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Claudex

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Is it bad that these types are my preferences? These are the types of men that deserve to be chased. It's the sweetness, the unwillingness to treat a woman badly, that innocence. Somebody u can genuinely build something with. These are the slow burn kings :blessed:.

They'll run into some bytch that will ruin them and become horrid people. (Le sigh)
Keep ur heart 3stacks, keep ur heart!

I'm friends with one of these right now. One of the sweetest men I've ever known. Literally invites me over to watch movies, takes me to meet with his friends, works out with me, goes grocery shopping with me, lets me straighten up his place, makes me feel protected and just good. Cooks for me. But has never pushed or pressured me for sex.

And that makes me want him even more. Because u feel comfortable and at ease just chilling, hanging out. Up til 4am laughing at shyt. Eating weed brownies, high as hell...gun ranges, playin video games. Givin me his hoodie when we went walking and I forgot my own.:why:

I luh ya'll.
Meanwhile another dude I'm talking too is gorgeous but only wants to fukk and I'm like I wanna get to know you, let's stay up and talk for hours and chill. And he like :russell:. But he in "finesse her to fukk" mode and no matter how fine u are, I let u know up front I don't fukk randoms, and if I can't see the real u I'm turned off.

Ladies pls cherish the slow burn kings. They deserve every bit of feminine energy we can muster and more.:whew::ohlawd:
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I got questions, and all of them are about breh number 1 – the one before the "Meanwhile...".

Does breh not have any interest in having a relationship or what?
You straighten out his place and he cooks for you, sounds like y'all are in a relationship already. What do y'all talk about when the topic of relationships come about?
Also, is he only that sweet to you or have you seen him be sweet to his other girl friends? Assuming he has other girls he's friends with.
 

Claudex

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Noooooooooo! Stop it! Don't u mess up a good thing. Lmao! He gets p*ssy from other chicks when he needs to. But he gives his time to me. I asked him the other day why he still hangs out with me. He told he likes being with me. Dude was hanging pictures in my apartment talking to my mom one day when I came home from school. I was like
I'm not rushing shyt! This is just what i needed after that breakup with my ex. I'm in heaven...:blessed::blessed::blessed:
Fukkin up his save data on Titanfall when he at work...honey walnut shrimp and shrimp fried rice:whoo: Build up of the tension:why::ahh: I luh men.

Well never mind my previous post, I got it now. :leon:
 

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These guys are retarded because even with how inexperienced I am, if you've seen enough movies, tv shows, etc or have common sense your mind is gonna ask the question "She wants to have sex? :gladbron:".

Most of these dudes were just too p*ssy to catch the p*ssy thrown at them, and probably thought they'd get a chance later.

Trust me. When the chick left the door open to when she was taking a shower, I'm sure the dude was sitting outside the bathroom thinking "Bruh, this chick wants to fukk :lupe:".

The only time you can be questionable whether a chick is feeling you is if they act nice. But this is some indirect sex shyt.

It would all be more simpler if the girls were more direct. But if she's willing to sleep with random dudes like that, then those guys didn't really lose out on much.
 

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When I was in middle school there was a girl that constantly gave me shyt but come to find out she was on some Helga from Hey Arnold shyt. I was completely obvlious to the whole thing and even slapped her one day when I was just fed up with her shyt.

Some time after that we actually became friends somehow. But long story short, we ended up on a class trip, in the same bed, and I didnt even attempt to smash. I was just an obvlious introverted kid. I wasnt even thinking about sex yet.:francis:
 
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