$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[UberEatsDriver]

How fast do you think snails are?

The real question is “how slow do I think snails are to fukk up and end up slipping?”

The turtle won the race. Never forget.

 

[hayesc0]

Of course I would take the money all I have to do is move across the ocean even if he does catch me I will be at a very old age anyway.

 

[Raiders]

You just calculate it's movement and you'll be able to know how long you have in each spot, easy money, but really not enough.

 

[The Exchanges]

That's what it means, breh. You want that?

Also, if you eat it, it touched you.

 

[JLova]

It's a snail. Once you know it's location you can either trap it, or shyt, move to another country. Snail will take an entire lifetime to get down the street man.

 

[Chip Skylark]

One of my kids will catch it and i will lock it in a safe.

GIVE ME MY MONEY

 

[blqbird]

All the white kids got useful ass animals and breh got a slug. They not slick.













nikka really a fukkin slug though

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Use a napkin to pick it up and flush it down the toilet just like you'd do any dead bug you find in the house.

Actually a damn good idea. Or take a boat to the middle of the ocean, use a pair of tongs and put that shyt in an airtight container with a lock and heavy weights to drag it down to the bottom. Drop that shyt in the ocean. If it somehow ends up getting you, then .

Of course that damn snail could end up in some lobster or fancy fish you're eating, so there's that.

 

[blqbird]

I'm shipping that bytch to France so one of them can eat that hoe. That mothafukka ain't surviving stomach acid.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Couldn't you just offer someone else 100k to eat the snail? Or pick it up with a napkin and ship it to Alaska? I'm never going to Alaska.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Easy money. Basic algebra for a snail

A snail moves at an average speed of 2 feet every 3 minutes. At that rate, how long would it take the snail to travel one mile? Give answers in hours and in days.

There are 5280 feet in a mile.
There are 60 minutes in an hour.
There are 24 hours in a day.
He moves at 2 feet every 3 minutes.
We multiply by 20.
This means he moves 40 feet every 60 minutes (one hour)
Now we multiply by 24.
He moves 960 feet every day.
5280 / 960 will gives us how many days it will take to move a mile.
5.5 days
5 days 12 hours. <---- Answer

It takes 5 and a half days for a snail to move a mile.

Going from NYC to Los Angeles ( which I will do) would take that snail 21840 days to get to me

Divide that shyt by 31 equals = 704 months on average

Divide that shyt by 12 equals 58 years.

 

[Reece]

The average snail moves at 0.029 mph. The United States is 2800 miles long, meaning it would take a snail 96,551 hours to travel across it.

So it would take it 4,000 days which is roughly ten years to travel from NYC to California.

With $10 million dollars, you can buy a house on the East Coast, a house on the West Coast and a house overseas. You can spend like five years in each city to be on the safe side, then move to the next city for the next five years and repeat. The snail would never catch you.

 

[parallax]

if your really that paranoid, why not live in a yacht?

 

[Reece]

Reminds me of 'It Follows'

This movie was scary as fukk

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I got it.

1. Have someone put it in a box.
2. Incase the box in cement.
3. Get a safe deposit box
4. Put cemented snail box in safe deposit box.
5. Lock it up and throw away the key
6. Enjoy your millions

*This thread is hilarious