$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[Amerikan Melanin]

This thread got me

 

[Raiders]

Brehs who hire bodyguards are gonna die because that 10 ain’t enough for that. You’re going to go broke and won’t have money for a plane ticket. RIP to y’all

 

[Pimpdaddy]

As a Pigeon this would be light work

I can fly 60 to 100+ MPH and sleep with one eye open, pull up pokey snail!

you aint shyt and you'll never be fukk outta here

 

[Eastwoodjones]

We already have a little snail hell bent on killing us all following us around - his name is death that little nikka gon run up on all of us, and we get no cash

 

[Commish]

• a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life and if it touches you, you die a terrible death
• The snail can not be killed
• It knows your location at all times
• It’s only purpose is to find you

Are you taking the money

First off, do I have to pay taxes off that 10 million? I need to know this before accepting the challenge..

Assuming it is tax free, my next questions are..

The snail will always have me on it’s GPS, but would I know what the snail looks like? Would I know where the snail is at all times?

Is it that the snail can’t be killed by me or the snail can’t be killed period, meaning..It can’t be killed by neither human nor animal nor any of the elements of nature?

Is said snail able to penetrate through walls, metals or any other type of material found on the planet? Can the snail swim or fly?

Lastly, if the snail does touch me, what type of terrible death are we talking about?

Assuming that I accept the challenge, it seems that the snail will eventually find me and kill me, so it is plausible that the snail could kill me as soon as I accept the challenge.

Based off that, I would pass..

Would rather play the lotto, win it, and worry about humans trying to chip me than a snail with superpowers..

 

[iBrowse]

i have the immune system of the black man, meaning i am impervious to any pathogen or virus that a snail could have. also, if i pick it up and eat it, then it didn't touch me, i touched the snail. for it to touch me, it has to reach out and make something happen, which it did not do in this situation.

 

[iBrowse]

the word 'touch' is a verb, meaning an action word. in the scenario i listed, the snail did not touch me, it was touched. therefore, i win. for it to complete a touch, it has to do some kind of action causing it to come into contact with me. and no, it merely coming toward me does not count. this is not debatable.

 

[Silkk]

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