$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[Fresh]

OP what did you smoke to come up with this thread


to answer your question though 10 mill ain't enough for an immortal snail to chase me, always know where I am and if it touches me I die



sounds like a milder version of the first Terminator, I'm good

 

[Fillerguy]

That's what it means, breh. You want that?

Also, if you eat it, it touched you.

Brehs story is fukked. But this type of shyt only happens to white ppl.

Hey bro i dare you to eat that snail!

 

[Goombreh]

Yeah, I don't think my anxiety can handle some demonic ass snail chasing me around all the time. Y'all can keep the money

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Breh do y’all know how fast a snail moves? .029 mph. That would take 11 years to move 3k miles.

So every 10 years, I move 3k miles away. We not even counting crossing oceans. But I’d keep it at 10 just to be safe

 

[SunZoo]

How do we define touch here? I mean, does it count like if it bumps into my shoe? I just don't see how a snail actually touches me somewhere besides my foot.

 

[Nintendough]

Absolutely. I can still get sleep and shyt

 

[Devilinurear]

No I’m just scared it will catch me slipping and with one lick I die?



But imma cop me a jar at Target tomorrow tho.

You lack your ability to outsmart a snail.

 

[str8up]

Y'all know how much salt I could buy with $10 million?

 

[MaxBundles]

ima happy dance all around that slow little critter
taunt him for eternity

let him think he's gonna finally get me and then...

 

[GreatestLaker]

where u come up with these hypotheticals

Stole it from twitter

 

[FeverPitch2]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

For the people talkin' about how slow the snail is, yeah, that's true, but what if it cut a deal with a bird and that bird could fly where the snail told it to?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

OP said the snail never dies so it would be slugging around in your stomach touching you softly on the inside. Eventually you’d have to shyt it out alive.

He meant it wouldn't die while pursuing you. Not after you ate it.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

All you have to do is trap it in a box it can be alive all it wants to and never get out. How do yall come up with this shyt

Trap it in a Box With weights and throw That bytch into the pacific

 

[UberEatsDriver]

You lack your ability to outsmart a snail.

He’ll yea If I decide to take a nap.



But imma cop a jar tho.