$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[UberEatsDriver]

Breh do y’all know how fast a snail moves? .029 mph. That would take 11 years to move 3k miles.

So every 10 years, I move 3k miles away. We not even counting crossing oceans. But I’d keep it at 10 just to be safe

Another smart nikka

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

U def be good. If the snail gotta sleeze itself across the ocean floor. Feel like that would take 100 years +. Especially if you’re in new zeland

- now what if the snail is smart enough to sneak on an airplane.
- or knows if u order an amazon package. And is able to get in the box

 

[8====D]

Nope. I don't need the extra stress.

 

[xiceman191]

is this a normal snail or some genetically engineered mutant snail because depending on the answer it will determine if I take the money or not.

 

[Devilinurear]

He’ll yea If I decide to take a nap.



But imma cop a jar tho.

How fast do you think snails are?

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

It's kinda scary in a way because you can't tell when it's near you even tho they move very slow you may forget one day, and while you're eating dinner it happens to be on the table a few inches away from touching your hand .

Give me the money, I'll take my chances.

 

[315]

Trying to think of the last time I saw a snail

Them nikkas weird

 

[old pig]

this is an absolutely hilarious scenario...did you create this OP or saw it on IG?

funny shyt tho lol

 

[old pig]

ima happy dance all around that slow little critter
taunt him for eternity

let him think he's gonna finally get me and then...

lmaooooooo

 

[Easy-E]

nikkas be like you can have 1 billion dollars but the catch is your bare feet can never touch the floor would you do it?

This would drive me crazy.

I'd slip up one day

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Breh do y’all know how fast a snail moves? .029 mph. That would take 11 years to move 3k miles.

So every 10 years, I move 3k miles away. We not even counting crossing oceans. But I’d keep it at 10 just to be safe

Best answer so far

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Reminds me of 'It Follows'

Good movie

 

[Take It In Blood]

Catch the snail and lock it in a bullet proof safe then drop it in the ocean

 

[BaggerofTea]

Yes... and through any / all weather

Can I strap a geolocator to it and how big,is this snail?

 

[KingJay]

All you have to do is trap it in a box it can be alive all it wants to and never get out. How do yall come up with this shyt

exactly what I was thinking
permanently bolt the box to the ground too or some shyt for good measure
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