$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[Tenchi Ryu]

I like how yall applying real life speed numbers to a demonic snail that is immortal and can kill in one touch.

But yea it will follow the rules of physics huh

 

[Xerces]

Breh do y’all know how fast a snail moves? .029 mph. That would take 11 years to move 3k miles.

So every 10 years, I move 3k miles away. We not even counting crossing oceans. But I’d keep it at 10 just to be safe

But what after those 10 years, and living the good life, you forget it's even coming after you? You out on Hollywood blvd drinking a mimosa hanging with some instagram beezy you about to smang, and all of sudden death is crawling up your shoe about to touch your leg?

I'd need an app with a sensor letting me know it's close so I could jet back in the other direction

 

[Xerces]

Junk reminds me of no country for old men. You know before he figured out there was a tracker in the money, he was like " how does he keep finding me?"

 

[EndDomination]

I'm sending lil bruh on a voyage to China

 

[FlyGuy]

It can't be killed but I can freeze that motherfukker

 

[SouljaVoy]

Can it travel over any terrain?

Cause I'd just take a flight to some secluded mountain in Asia.

But I dunno.... that's a constant anxiety and fear, I don't think a nikka can truly be happy always thinking about a snail in the back of his mind.

 

[Devilinurear]

A lot of people are scared of snails.

 

[True Darkseid]

 

[True Darkseid]

Can it travel over any terrain?

Cause I'd just take a flight to some secluded mountain in Asia.

But I dunno.... that's a constant anxiety and fear, I don't think a nikka can truly be happy always thinking about a snail in the back of his mind.

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

I like the theory in essence but it’s broken cause I’m taking my bread, hopping on the G5, and touching down in Africa. I’ll be smooth for at least 10 years until I need to hit my next spot

 

[DPresidential]

• a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life and if it touches you, you die a terrible death
• The snail can not be killed
• It knows your location at all times
• It’s only purpose is to find you

Are you taking the money

Yes.
I'd go to a very desolate area first.

Wait.


Once it shows itself, I'd trap it and rebox it 10 times over.

Drown it in cement.


Then through it in one of my safes

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Snail does not have arms

So we good

 

[Black Nate Grey]

I need to know where it is. What is the starting location. Because every snail I see off top is going to get it.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

U def be good. If the snail gotta sleeze itself across the ocean floor. Feel like that would take 100 years +. Especially if you’re in new zeland

- now what if the snail is smart enough to sneak on an airplane.
- or knows if u order an amazon package. And is able to get in the box

This made me laugh hard as fukk for some reason

 

[winb83]

• a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life and if it touches you, you die a terrible death
• The snail can not be killed
• It knows your location at all times
• It’s only purpose is to find you

Are you taking the money

If you trapped the snail in a box what happens?