$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[⠀X ⠀]

This you OP?

 

[Mastamimd]

I'll bury it.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

• a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life and if it touches you, you die a terrible death
• The snail can not be killed
• It knows your location at all times
• It’s only purpose is to find you

Are you taking the money

I'd have a friend put it in a safe...then throw that safe into the ocean. Even if lil buddie can swim. Bet you he can't chew through steel.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

I'll take that money, get some rubber gloves, put that mofo in a mason jar, seal it, and put the jar on my mantlepiece.

Walk by it every day like................

....and play this song on-repeat....


​

Until that one day you walk buy and the jar is empty.

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

where u come up with these hypotheticals

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Anybody thinking they can just outrun it is just asking to be caught slipping. Sure it moves extremely slow, but what's to stop it from climbing on a plane, train, or automobile?

Your ass gonna move across the country thinking shyt is sweet only for that snail to pop up on you months later while you're sleeping.

The only way you could really know you're safe is by capturing it. None of this passive aggressive shyt. Something is hunting you, you gotta flip the tables on it.

 

[Benefited]

OP what did you smoke to come up with this thread


to answer your question though 10 mill ain't enough for an immortal snail to chase me, always know where I am and if it touches me I die



sounds like a milder version of the first Terminator, I'm good

Comparing a snail to the Terminator

The only fear factor here woulld be not knowing where the snail is. So i would just travel with the snail and hire 2 body guards to protect me from the snail at all times

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Put the snail in a box alive, and drop it in the ocean.

 

[Benefited]

Anybody thinking they can just outrun it is just asking to be caught slipping. Sure it moves extremely slow, but what's to stop it from climbing on a plane, train, or automobile?

Your ass gonna move across the country thinking shyt is sweet only for that snail to pop up on you months later while you're sleeping.

The only way you could really know you're safe is by capturing it. None of this passive aggressive shyt. Something is hunting you, you gotta flip the tables on it.

Yeah,you could easily fly accross the country,but on the way back you might accidently run into the snail who just made it to the airport. what are you going to do,walk round looking for snails all day.Thats why I say I would pay bodyguards to keep tabs on it. That takes away the fear factor all together.

 

[Zime]

Send it to space. It will just keep floating in space with 0% chance of returning to earth.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Until that one day you walk buy and the jar is empty.

Then I just go cop one of these.....

Wait for that mofo to get near me again, then trap him again like a Pokémon in another mason jar. Then, throw the mason jar in a pit full of concrete.

Take off the gear and continue dancing.......

 

[Fresh]

Comparing a snail to the Terminator

The only fear factor here woulld be not knowing where the snail is. So i would just travel with the snail and hire 2 body guards to protect me from the snail at all times

breh this thread is jokes, no need to take my post serious enough to quote my nicca

 

[I AM WE ARE]

this shyt went 9 f'n pages










don't ever change coli

 

[Benefited]

breh this thread is jokes, no need to take my post serious enough to quote my nicca

Yes,and no need to take my post serious enough to quote me and tell me its not serious:respect:

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Depends does this snail happen to have a bunch of exmachina shyt happening that benefits the snail ?