Dwight Howard
Superstar
It took Matt stafford 12 years to win a playoff game
let's compare what dak has done in his first 7 seasons to what stafford did.
Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread
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let's compare what dak has done in his first 7 seasons to what stafford did.
Lmk when Dak get him a chip. Hell let me know when this clown gets to a Conferece Championship.It took Matt stafford 12 years to win a playoff game
BlueHeffner
Veteran
The WOAT yall ^^^Did he get a sack on this play?
Did he get a tackle on this play?
The best player on our team? If the best player on our team is someone who has 7 tackles in two playoffs games then just trade everybody
Couldn't find an actual picture of Pressure Rate doing something that mattered huh
Imagine stanning Dak Prescott
In 2023
Daniel Jones accidentally fukked around and matched Dak’s highest achievement this past season.
Geno Smith somehow showed up and was a better QB.
Lead the league in picks and didn’t even play in 5 games.
Routinely throws the ball directly to defenders or carelessly over the middle. Instead of putting games away, he lets teams like the Texans, Packers, and Bears hang around.
Continues with this trash fukkery in the playoffs.
About to be his 8th year in the league and he still can’t decipher basic defenses and schemes.
Requires an All Pro level RB behind him and an All Pro level line in front of him to prevent getting exposed. And yet still gets exposed.
Can’t throw anybody open. Can’t scramble effectively. Ends up escaping the pocket just to continue patting the ball and putting his OL in precarious situations.
Is the only Cowboys QB to lose a game when entering Q4 with a 14 point lead.
Has his stans celebrating the fact that he needed a GW touchdown drive to beat the struggle Texans. A game that was only competitive because he was so ass for most of it.
This is the guy that our fanbase stans…
It may be the off-season, but it’s foot-on-neck season year round for that cowardly fraud.
This dikkhead got outplayed by and lost to Jimmy G. And then fukked around and got outplayed by and lost to Jimmy G’s backup’s backup.
In 2023
Daniel Jones accidentally fukked around and matched Dak’s highest achievement this past season.
Geno Smith somehow showed up and was a better QB.
Lead the league in picks and didn’t even play in 5 games.
Routinely throws the ball directly to defenders or carelessly over the middle. Instead of putting games away, he lets teams like the Texans, Packers, and Bears hang around.
Continues with this trash fukkery in the playoffs.
About to be his 8th year in the league and he still can’t decipher basic defenses and schemes.
Requires an All Pro level RB behind him and an All Pro level line in front of him to prevent getting exposed. And yet still gets exposed.
Can’t throw anybody open. Can’t scramble effectively. Ends up escaping the pocket just to continue patting the ball and putting his OL in precarious situations.
Is the only Cowboys QB to lose a game when entering Q4 with a 14 point lead.
Has his stans celebrating the fact that he needed a GW touchdown drive to beat the struggle Texans. A game that was only competitive because he was so ass for most of it.
This is the guy that our fanbase stans…
It may be the off-season, but it’s foot-on-neck season year round for that cowardly fraud.
This dikkhead got outplayed by and lost to Jimmy G. And then fukked around and got outplayed by and lost to Jimmy G’s backup’s backup.
darealvelle
Real Talk
He is great at picking up a blitz though. So he can read some defense.Imagine stanning Dak Prescott
In 2023
Daniel Jones accidentally fukked around and matched Dak’s highest achievement this past season.
Geno Smith somehow showed up and was a better QB.
Lead the league in picks and didn’t even play in 5 games.
Routinely throws the ball directly to defenders or carelessly over the middle. Instead of putting games away, he lets teams like the Texans, Packers, and Bears hang around.
Continues with this trash fukkery in the playoffs.
About to be his 8th year in the league and he still can’t decipher basic defenses and schemes.
Requires an All Pro level RB behind him and an All Pro level line in front of him to prevent getting exposed. And yet still gets exposed.
Can’t throw anybody open. Can’t scramble effectively. Ends up escaping the pocket just to continue patting the ball and putting his OL in precarious situations.
Is the only Cowboys QB to lose a game when entering Q4 with a 14 point lead.
Has his stans celebrating the fact that he needed a GW touchdown drive to beat the struggle Texans. A game that was only competitive because he was so ass for most of it.
This is the guy that our fanbase stans…
It may be the off-season, but it’s foot-on-neck season year round for that cowardly fraud.
This dikkhead got outplayed by and lost to Jimmy G. And then fukked around and got outplayed by and lost to Jimmy G’s backup’s backup.
Pick up the blitz to throw the ball into the dirt, brehs
BlueHeffner
Veteran
Im proud of our fanbase (minus the 3-4 dak stanleys left) 
Realizing that this bumass nikka aint worth a dam
Realizing that this bumass nikka aint worth a dam
darealvelle
Real Talk
Just saying he not a complete doofus lol
VegetasHairline
Veteran
darealvelle
Real Talk
Ol Herman Munster looking assHow is this dude still on the team
BlueHeffner
Veteran
Aight enough Dak talk. Lets talk draft.
Im anti “draft a RB in first round”, but if Bijan is there, take him. This QB needs an elite run game badly
Im anti “draft a RB in first round”, but if Bijan is there, take him. This QB needs an elite run game badly
darealvelle
Real Talk
I say get dak all he needs this off season and if he fails its time to let him go.
Defense.
No point in giving him more weapons. He’s not magically going to turn into Burrow, Allen, or Mahomes. shyt, he can’t even be Jimmy G.
Just expect him to be Trent Dilfer/Brad Johnson with a couple relatives on the wrong side of the railroad tracks and get him as much defensive support as possible.
The first 49ers playoff game he took 3 Quarters to wake up. And threw a backbreaking INT in the 2nd half.
The second 49ers playoff game he got off to a solid start and then tanked the game.
I don’t think prime Ladanian, Julio, and AB could get him to stop making
decisions. So just try and make the other units elite.
No point in giving him more weapons. He’s not magically going to turn into Burrow, Allen, or Mahomes. shyt, he can’t even be Jimmy G.
Just expect him to be Trent Dilfer/Brad Johnson with a couple relatives on the wrong side of the railroad tracks and get him as much defensive support as possible.
The first 49ers playoff game he took 3 Quarters to wake up. And threw a backbreaking INT in the 2nd half.
The second 49ers playoff game he got off to a solid start and then tanked the game.
I don’t think prime Ladanian, Julio, and AB could get him to stop making
decisions. So just try and make the other units elite.
