You're a chump if you use condoms

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OP really trolling

I like that they dull the sensation a bit. I wanna fukk for more than 30 min.
 

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Somebody translate this for me :merchant:


meaning a woman gave me a piece of actual property,...a real fukk'n house.
you not even in this whole life of having females frfr.
that you have completely invested in the defeatist attitude.
where you have eliminated the simple idea..
that you as a man can fukk a female so good that your dikk can get you a house.

you been chumped out by females.
if you think you risking half.

when if you scared of half of anything...
it means Yousa sucker that does not know marriage is fiddy fiddy. So you don't realize a female has already been conned you out of giving you the fifty percent she was supposed to bring to the dance.

now, do you need any more lessons in life you don't know.
to keep you from living life as a sucka.


art barr

I am really the nikka you nikkaz imagine you are.


art barr
 

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85% success rate :gucci:

Have you only had sex one single time?

I know this is kind of a lighthearted thread, but people really see 85% and think its probably not going to happen :francis:

Pull 40 hoes and see how many kids you have :mjlol:
I mean that is 1 baby every 6 nuts.

Birth control :hula: tying tubes
 

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I know this is a joke thread, but just want to throw this out there.

Skyn Elite, you can still feel a lot, I forget I have it on sometimes

They can be tight but they also come in a larger size, both the regular and large sizes can be found in stores, I got mine at Target

Asian chick cashier made eye contact with me when she rang the condoms up
:francis: I still be embarrassed buying them shyts for some reason

I just copped these online and quite honestly, they're my last hope.


Condom sex is WOAT. Have me thrusting but not feeling a damn thing like. :unimpressed:


If these joints don't live up to expectations I might bush sex altogether and just not bother until I get a steady girl and get to go raw.

I don't support #RawGang's actions, but I understand. :francis:
 
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meaning a woman gave me a piece of actual property,...a real fukk'n house.
you not even in this whole life of having females frfr.
that you have completely invested in the defeatist attitude.
where you have eliminated the simple idea..
that you as a man can fukk a female so good that your dikk can get you a house.

you been chumped out by females.
if you think you risking half.

when if you scared of half of anything...
it means Yousa sucker that does not know marriage is fiddy fiddy. So you don't realize a female has already been conned you out of giving you the fifty percent she was supposed to bring to the dance.

now, do you need any more lessons in life you don't know.
to keep you from living life as a sucka.


art barr

I am really the nikka you nikkaz imagine you are.


art barr
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Birth control pills are fukked up. Women taking pills that stop biological processes that humans evolved to have and that operate within a complex internal system

That's more dangerous than going raw. I tell all my women to get off that bullshyt
Yeah I feel like a lot women I’ve been with that are on birth control have issues that arise sometimes because of it.
 

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I don't know who needs to hear this, especially nowadays with everyone stuck at home...

But anyone buying and using condoms is a mental deficient. Pull out is 85% effective. Eighty five percent. That's a B+, I remember being in school and being more than happy to earn that score. That little tiny risk of 15% is nothing compared to 1000% increase in pleasure from going raw.

Obviously, on the topic of STDs, If you're having relations with a slore with STDs then that's a you problem. It's one thing for a woman to have an STD, and it's another thing for you to attract them and them to believe they can successfully lie to you about not having one. Your screening process for quality women is busted. STD rates are exaggerated anyways by puritan authorities in order to discourage promiscuity.

I haven't used a condom in 2-3 years and I still have no kids and no diseases. Women like raw more too.

Treat pregnancy prevention effectiveness as a school grade brehs :deadmanny::bryan::mjlol:
 

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I just copped these online and quite honestly, they're my last hope.


Condom sex is WOAT. Have me thrusting but not feeling a damn thing like. :unimpressed:


If these joints don't live up to expectations I might bush sex altogether and just not bother until I get a steady girl and get to go raw.

I don't support #RawGang's actions, but I understand. :francis:


You just gotta get used to them. It's really not that bad once you do. I'd rather bust a deep nut in one, than to be in it worrying the whole time about pulling out too late when going without tbh.
 
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