You only got one shot at surviving: bengal tiger or great white shark?

[El Bombi]

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Those screams from that boar

 

[Ronnie Lott]

These types of threads really put the male ego on front street.

We in here taking down literal killing machines in their own natural habitats with our bare hands, right hooks and evasive maneuvers.

It's possible my nikka I fought a bear back in 2009 and I'm still alive to talk about it

 

[ThaRealness]

Dudes really talking fighting a Great White in the Ocean

"Punch it in the Nose."

I'd pay my own money too see that shyt

British muhfukkas have won with that approach. I read about it

 

[killacal]

If i hear the phrase right hook one more fukkin time



What you gonna do @Crakface

 

[killacal]

It's possible my nikka I fought a bear back in 2009 and I'm still alive to talk about it

And I prayed for the bear

 

[Ronnie Lott]

And I prayed for the bear

 

[ThaRealness]

battling a great white shark in ocean waters is the realest situation you could ever encounter as a man

You a legend if you come out on top a gotdamn legend.

Thats a free p*ssy pass for life.

 

[Doctor Doom]

That boar was bytchING

 

[beanz]

id go with the tiger. just cause if i already know im dying anyway, i will go all out. ill even roar at that nikka and just pretend i aint scared. stand my ground and act like he aint shyt.

he still gonna kill me tho but maybe ill be able to rip his balls off in the fight

a great white - 0% chance.

You dead either way especially with no type of weapons.
I mean what's next...We trapped in a steel cage where nikkas gotta choose to shoot the fair one with a grizzly bear or a silver back gorilla

Humans ain't built for that life.

man i saw rise of the planet of the apes last night. no way i would choose a gorilla. they both would kill me but a gorilla has to be the scariest shyt in the wild after lions and tigers.

 

[klientel]

I'll take the Tiger. Atleast I'm on land and can see it coming. I'm not sure what I would do but atleast I can do something.

Against a shark I'm just floating there waiting for it to bite my leg off. Then once it bites me its gonna go in a blood frenzy and lose it fukkin mind. That's when shyt gets real.

 

[KeysT]

nikka im praying for a swift death, i cant even imagine going toe to toe with a damn tarantula

Why are sharks gums always bleeding? great whites chew mad tobacco or something?

I know that but you would think all that salty ocean water would wash it away inbetween bitings it's like looking at an hawaii punch stain on a crisp white shirt. A shirt that's built to hunt though.

You dead either way especially with no type of weapons.
I mean what's next...We trapped in a steel cage where nikkas gotta choose to shoot the fair one with a grizzly bear or a silver back gorilla

Humans ain't built for that life.

25 milesperhourwoll

Why this shark used water gun @ 2:25

Can I change my answer, goddamn.that last sharks body was 7 feet thick, imagine that coming at you at 25mph!

But them tiger paws though!

Breh's it's really a lose, lose!

This why we evolved to get out of the food chain, so we wouldn't have to deal with that.

These types of threads really put the male ego on front street.

We in here taking down literal killing machines in their own natural habitats with our bare hands, right hooks and evasive maneuvers.

Yall kill me

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Loving this thread

 

[puppetmaster]

IF I CAN BRING A WATERPROOF E.M.P. DEVICE WITH ME, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO INTERFERE WITH A SHARK'S ELECTRORECEPTORS LONG ENOUGH TO SNAP ITS DORSAL FIN OFF AND LEAVE IT HELPLESS, BROTHER! A TIGER IS MUCH TOO QUICK TO SUCCUMB TO A BACK RAKE, BIG BOOT, AND LEG DROP COMBINATION, DUDE!

it's too early for this

 

[london]

Tiger because I have an ocean phobia

Same here, the open sea scares the shyt out of me

both my godparents drowned on holiday in greece in 2006, since then I don't go into the ocean