You only got one shot at surviving: bengal tiger or great white shark?

[Canada Goose]

can i ride a dolphin to go fight the shark

I heard sharks of scared of them is this true?

I heard of Dolphins killing Great Whites before.
Great Whites also get sonned quite often by Killer Whales

Never heard of an Tiger taking an L to an another animal. So I'd take my chances with the shark

 

[Supercoolmayo]

I'm dying out here.

 

[The Maverick]

You need to expand the choices to include a Silverback gorilla and prime Mike Tyson.

 

[LauderdaleBoss]

I feel ya but tum' aint gouging nothing bruh! Their paws are the size of baseball gloves and sharp as eagle talons! They climb trees and can leap (think 6 ft verticals or higher). O, and did i mention that they aim for the neck first. Good luck tho

My post was in comparison to the shark. at you taking that shyt literally. I even said it was still a long shot. You fukked either way.

You might just have a 1% chance of surviving against a Tiger attack or inflicting some type of damage while on land, that 1% is still more than you would have against a full grown great white in the open water.

 

[Nick Barnes]

these types of threads are guarenteed comedy.

 

[Roid Jones]

Dudes really talking about putting Tigers in headlocks

 

[Steve Piffler]

If you had a huge object to shove down it's throat that would help you. I seen it on a documentary. They will leave you if you can gag them.

so you're saying i should whip out my dikk and use it as a weapon?

 

[Klyk21]

Dudes really talking about putting Tigers in headlocks

Brruuhh i was in tears last night..had me too weak

 

[semtex]

Bengal tigers prob on that no nikkas policy

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Shark probably. People are forgetting that sharks don't like the taste of humans.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Dudes really talking about putting Tigers in headlocks

My question is how could they think that that would be even possible given a cat's supernatural agility. The speed, power and keeness of just a house cat alone is on some.

The fukk could anything or anyone do to a tiger? This survival test must include high powered weapons

 

[Vandelay]

The tiger...I can't swim for shyt, picture me tryna punch a shark...

 

[Spatial Paradox]

Not even a weapon, or anything? You're fukked either way

I'll take the Tiger. Atleast I'm on land and can see it coming. I'm not sure what I would do but atleast I can do something.

Against a shark I'm just floating there waiting for it to bite my leg off. Then once it bites me its gonna go in a blood frenzy and lose it fukkin mind. That's when shyt gets real.

No, you most likely won't. Tigers are ambush hunters.

You'll be walking along in some wooded area, minding your own business, perhaps wondering why it got so quiet all of a sudden. And then the last thing you see before you get pounced on and your neck snapped/jugular punctured/strangled is a flash of orange and black...

Incidentally, tigers (especially bengal tigers) murk more people than any other wild mammal

 

[The_Sheff]

Now you know damn well a lot of us in here cant swim. The ocean is more dangerous even without the damn shark!

 

[CACarot]

I will drown the Fck out of that shark.