You only got one shot at surviving: bengal tiger or great white shark?

[Egomaniacal1]

You DOA either way if they want ya...but i'll play along.

I'd pick the shark. Two words, tonic immobility. Not saying i could get it to work but you have that chance that you don't with a fukking tiger. Also assuming you can swim, and i can ...it would be easier to dodge a shark in water than it would be to elude a tiger on land.

A tiger charging at you on land focused on mauling you...it's a quick and immediate wrap.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

This thread is pure comedy. Talmbout choking out a Bengal tiger and throwing combos at at great white

nikkas in here talking bout punches in bunches breh

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Clear choice in this one is the grizzly bear. You could at least attempt to out maneuver the grizzly bear until it tires itself out.

nikka

 

[TwistedMetal]

How do you dodge a shark who's torpedoing at you in the ocean?

When you dodge left or right, wouldn't it not be fast enough because of the weight of the water?

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I'm picking the shark. Not because I'd have a chance to survive, just because I can at least go out in my own terms. Suicide is way more admirable than being eaten alive

 

[sfgiants]

Put me in with the nose crew. I figure if you punch it hard enough in the nose you might fukk up its breathing, so at least you have a fighting swimming chance. That tiger is an automatic L though.

word you're right. the shark's "nose" is essential to delivering vital oxygen from the water into its bloodstream (by way of inhaling oxygen through that nose you're punching), a well placed jab will surely deter a 15 foot 2000 pound fish with knives for teeth from biting you in half because of the damage incurred from a right hook to its "nose"

 

[Llcoolbay]

Dudes really talking fighting a Great White in the Ocean

"Punch it in the Nose."

I'd pay my own money too see that shyt

 

[aXiom]

word you're right. the shark's "nose" is essential to delivering vital oxygen from the water into its bloodstream (by way of inhaling oxygen through that nose you're punching), a well placed jab will surely deter a 15 foot 2000 pound fish with knives for teeth from biting you in half because of the damage incurred from a right hook to its "nose"

Too easy

 

[AtomicUse]

These types of threads really put the male ego on front street.

We in here taking down literal killing machines in their own natural habitats with our bare hands, right hooks and evasive maneuvers.

 

[Klyk21]

tiger gives a human the best chance.. you have multiple ways to live.. even if they are all completely slim as fukk

like maybe you can get to water and get deeper out than the cat wants to go.. maybe you can get up a tree into a place that is too small for him to fit or too skinny to hold it's weight

but yea.. you mostly likely dead.. but hopefully he just gets your neck and call it a day



but a shark.. ok you punch him in the nose.... then what?? you still in the middle of the damn ocean, treading water.. you think he won't come back?

and what if he just takes a leg or arm or half your body... then you sinking, still alive, in salt water... dying slow

You don't understand! Y'all is gon' touch gloves!!! The unanswered question is, will you survive?

 

[Data-Hawk]

Id take my chance with the tiger. what can a human do in water? In the ocean at that. At least with the tiger I can see it at all times. probably dead either way tho.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

IF I CAN BRING A WATERPROOF E.M.P. DEVICE WITH ME, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO INTERFERE WITH A SHARK'S ELECTRORECEPTORS LONG ENOUGH TO SNAP ITS DORSAL FIN OFF AND LEAVE IT HELPLESS, BROTHER! A TIGER IS MUCH TOO QUICK TO SUCCUMB TO A BACK RAKE, BIG BOOT, AND LEG DROP COMBINATION, DUDE!

 

[TwistedMetal]

now that I think about it...


There are people who can speak to animals...


I would consult with the animal whisperers first and choose any option.
I'll talk to the shark or tiger.
Make a truce. Become friends. Crack a couple laughs.

 

[Data-Hawk]

Why are sharks gums always bleeding? great whites chew mad tobacco or something?

They lose teeth alot..

 

[Fatboi1]