Chuck it in a low risk index fund tracking the S&P 500.How is 12 million enough to eat for the rest of your life?
LmaoIf the gorilla aint trippin, I aint trippin. shyt i'd rather live with a gorilla than some MF's I done lived with before in life
Breh, WTF...I'm in tears on a conference call right now.
Question.You have to share a two bedroom apartment with a silverback Gorrilla. He was raised by humans.
You only get the money as long as you live there rent free. If you leave you don't get to keep the money. If you try to harm or remove the Gorrilla whose name is James, you lose the money. Are you doing it?
You have to live there for a year at least to keep the money. James is fairly well mannered.
This thread was definitely a plot twist. Just imagine coming home from work and the gorilla's chilling on the couch wearing your sweater like Bruh Man from the fifth floor. Stretching it out and shyt. I can see a silverback having boundary issues like that.I won't cap, I busted out laughing as I'm reading the op.
You tryna get me killed.
you come home early one night from work and the gorilla got his girl there and you walk in to this:
If you try to harm or remove the Gorrilla whose name is James, you lose the money. Are you doing it?
You sound scared
Fear is a natural human instinct and has kept humanity alive over thousands of yearssound like a straight up bytch.
Fear is a natural human instinct and has kept humanity alive over thousands of years
So yes. I am scared but will be alive. Meanwhile you two will be another Darwin award risking your lives for some bullshyt money.
Yes I’d be fine with it. There was a gorilla that was domesticated and very smart on Netflix umbrella academy.