You get 1mil a month in your bank account, but..

[O.T.I.S.]

Coli plot twist,

James is also gay

 

[Nobu]

How is 12 million enough to eat for the rest of your life?

Chuck it in a low risk index fund tracking the S&P 500.

Safe withdrawal rate on investments is 4% per year, while your money still growing.

In other words, you can safely withdraw $480,000 per year without even touching the principal $12M.

Actually your money is still growing while spending $480k/year, since on average safe index funds produce ~10% profit per year and you're only withdrawing 4%.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

If the gorilla aint trippin, I aint trippin. shyt i'd rather live with a gorilla than some MF's I done lived with before in life

Lmao

 

[shutterguy]

Breh, WTF...I'm in tears on a conference call right now.

This is me......

I swear more times than I can count this site has me in tears at my desk from the thread titles and replies.

 

[The Plug]

I won't cap, I busted out laughing as I'm reading the op.


You tryna get me killed.

 

[Unknown Poster]

You have to share a two bedroom apartment with a silverback Gorrilla. He was raised by humans.

You only get the money as long as you live there rent free. If you leave you don't get to keep the money. If you try to harm or remove the Gorrilla whose name is James, you lose the money. Are you doing it?

You have to live there for a year at least to keep the money. James is fairly well mannered.

Question.

How high were you when you made this thread?

 

[egsteel]

I won't cap, I busted out laughing as I'm reading the op.


You tryna get me killed.

This thread was definitely a plot twist. Just imagine coming home from work and the gorilla's chilling on the couch wearing your sweater like Bruh Man from the fifth floor. Stretching it out and shyt. I can see a silverback having boundary issues like that.

you come home early one night from work and the gorilla got his girl there and you walk in to this:

Spoiler

 

[Silkk]

Can I hit?




.

Hit James Brehs

 

[Killer Instinct]

If you try to harm or remove the Gorrilla whose name is James, you lose the money. Are you doing it?

If he's cool, I'm cool, but it's still a gorilla. He's going to try and get buck. As a man, I may have to put him check him for my personal safety and inflict harm, and if it comes to that, I'm not going to try to hurt him: I will hurt him. If I can get a self defense clause, it'd be an easy lick.

 

[Don Homer]

Hilarious thread

 

[Software]

You sound scared

sound like a straight up bytch.

Fear is a natural human instinct and has kept humanity alive over thousands of years

So yes. I am scared but will be alive. Meanwhile you two will be another Darwin award risking your lives for some bullshyt money.

 

[big bun]

Fear is a natural human instinct and has kept humanity alive over thousands of years

So yes. I am scared but will be alive. Meanwhile you two will be another Darwin award risking your lives for some bullshyt money.

This situation is not real, breh.

 

[Boolean]

ya'll really let that nikka get gussy off

 

[Exlurkernegro]

Yes I’d be fine with it. There was a gorilla that was domesticated and very smart on Netflix umbrella academy.

What if he keeps flirting with you?

 

[CoryMack]

Where do you nikkas come up with shyt like this? This isn’t a realistic challenge at all, of course the beast is eventually gonna pummel you to death.

A better challenge would be you get 1 million dollars but all you can use is public bathrooms for a year. Any bathroom you want but it has to be public for an entire year.