You ever been sonned by a little kid?

[Uncle Trill]

I was legit yelling at thay kid in the car.

My girl came back to the car looked back at him and asked me.

What's wrong with him?

I'm like probably feeling bad about hurting my feelings earlier.

Yous a straight foo for this one

 

[Peter Parker]

lol this reminds me of this incident when I was a kid...

My mother was getting her hair done at this chicks house, and she took me along. As a kid, I was a rude ass nikka, I've always been this way, even as an adult, I tend to just say whatever I'm thinking without even considering the repercussions. So this chicks house was nasty af, I mean it smelled weird, it was clothes and shyt everywhere, dirty dishes, just fukking disgusting

So she had this guy over she was seeing at the time, and I really had to piss, like fukking bad, so I go to the bathroom and the shyt was just disgusting as fukk, I come back out crying and tell my mom, "NO, I'M NOT GOING TO THE BATHROOM HERE, HER HOUSE IS NASTY"

My mom is like and the lady goes "Did you hear your son?"


And right on cue, the nikka she was with was like "YOU HEARD HIM, HE SAID THIS HOUSE NASTY AS fukk"

Bruh, my moms was fukking pissed, oh my god, I got my ass kicked so bad, the girl was embarrassed as hell, my moms was embarrassed as hell, and to this fukking day, my mother still brings up this story

 

[GollyImGully]

my 8 yr old lil cousin talked to me like he was my pops one day....

"when you gonna move out and stop causing so much trouble for your mother?"

 

[flea]

I honestly don't ever talk to kids. I hate kids. I don't think I ever had a full conversation with a child. Why would I? Ain't shyt that little kid knows about that's gonna benefit me in any way. Just shut the fukk up, go to your room, and go to bed so mommy can blow me in the living room

 

[ThaBronxBully]

I Worked With Kids In The Past For Years So I've Seen Their Vulgar Boldness At Its Worst lol

This One Time An After School Counselor Had Them All Huddled Around, Telling A Story, All The Kids Were Entranced, All Happy And Laughing At The Story, All Into It

Then Out The Blue This Little Girl About 7-8 Years Old Says "Your Teeth Are Yellow"

shyt Killed The Whole Vibe lol

 

[Uncle Trill]

I Worked With Kids In The Past For Years So I've Seen Their Vulgar Boldness At Its Worst lol

This One Time An After School Counselor Had Them All Huddled Around, Telling A Story, All The Kids Were Entranced, All Happy And Laughing At The Story, All Into It

Then Out The Blue This Little Girl About 7-8 Years Old Says "Your Teeth Are Yellow"

shyt Killed The Whole Vibe lol

:wowdead:

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I was 17 and came late to a family reunion. My 8-year-old cousin asked me where I was and this 7-year-old kid (non-family) said "probably with his boyfriend." I was pissed but it's in retrospect. I lost control and choked him for 3-5 seconds on some Homer Simpson shyt. But I know he learned something from it

Got a story about my brother. He's hilarious and has always been good with kids. He was making a whole bunch laugh during another family get-together. Then this little girl gives him the and says "you're not funny." Kids always come with that ether outta nowhere

great stories

Thanks for enhancing my Coli experience for today. Here's some rep

 

[BruhMayne]

my 8 yr old lil cousin talked to me like he was my pops one day....

"when you gonna move out and stop causing so much trouble for your mother?"

nikka gave you a stern talking to

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I GOT A GOOD ONE.

MY FRIEND HAD A THANKSGIVING PARTY AND HIS KIDS WAS ON SOME OTHER shyt THAT DAY. MY BOY HAS 2 KIDS AND HIS GIRL HAS 2 BY ANOTHER MAN. THEY STARTED OFF WITH THE KIDS SHOWING OUT FOR THE COMPANY. YO MOMMA JOKES N shyt. SAME MOMMA SO IT WAS ALL JOKES. A COUPLE OF DADDY JOKES COME IN AND IT WENT ALL BAD. THE YOUNGER BOY STARTED IN ON PREVIOUS BABY DADDY. OLDER GIRL GOT DEFENSIVE.

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT YOUR DADDY'S JACKED UP HAIRLINE.

AT LEAST MY DADDY AIN'T IN JAIL.

WELL MY DADDY HAD A BIGGER PEE PEE.

HE WAS LIKE

THAT WAS A BAD NIGHT.

 

[No Homo]

My niece is the queen of this..she hit me with this after i broke up with my ex

Her- Do you have a new girlfriend yet?

Me - No i dont have a new one.

Her- You need to get a girlfriend soon because you're getting older and don't you want to get married and have kids? I dont want you to be by yourself forever and be a loser without a family.

Me-

Me and my sister just looked at each other speechless

 

[joeychizzle]

BOUGHT MY COUSIN A PS2 FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. "YOU CAN AFFORD THIS BUT YOU LIVE WITH YO MOMMA? " HIS MOMMA LAUGHED. I TOOK THAT shyt HOME WITH ME. THEY HAD THE TIGHT FACE WHEN I PUT THE BOX BACK IN THE BAG.

I AIN'T GONNA LIE. THAT shyt BURNED ALL THE WAY HOME.

Served that lil mofukka right

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[semtex]

shoulda smacked the fire out his lil ass.

Lmao I coulda sonned him detrimentally about all his sisters being unwed moms and his bro being in prison but that's too cold

 

[Malik]

I didn't go off to college until I was 21. So 18-21 I stayed home and was working. My little nephew was like 9 then and was like "my mom moved out when she was 17. You 21 and still live with yours"

Never mind his mom was a teenage mother on section 8 which made her rent like $200. Either way that kid scorched my soul that day I almost hit him

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Remember like it was yesterday.

I had just got this leather jacket from my now ex then girlfriend at the time and im wearing it while we're out and she has one of her nephews in the back seat

He says,

Is that leather?

Im like yup 100 percent

This kid says

Only fakkits wear leather.................

I was like and said, dont say bad words

"I'll say whatever i want."

(my girl telling him to watch his language)

My girlriend parks and goes into a cvs and we wait in the car. I let her get ten feet away from the car, turned around and i said

Im gonna fukk you up when no ones around the next time you say some stupid shyt like that to me again you crooked tooth bytch. Now say something without your auntie here right now and watch me punch a hole in your forehead. Yea you aint got shyt to say now huh. I oughta flick you in your fukkin hand till you cry. Say somethin.



He didnt say shyt.



( i later put my weight on him till he cried and threw him in the pool at a family function)

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