You ever been sonned by a little kid?

[Just like bruddas]

I was taking a woman and her to cold stone. Lil man got into my car and said this your car? Shawn car is 100 better than this, why don't you have a nice car will?

 

[GPBear]

Anytime a kid is talkin a little TOOOO greasy you can bet there are a bunch of women in his environment. He didnt know how to talk to a man. He behaved after that but i fukked him up anyway at that family gathering just to teach him life isnt fair. Fool wanted to try and wrestle me. I took that opportunity to put one of these on his ass.

Then after he realized it wasnt a game anymore, he wept. I made sure he was ok and got him to smile n laugh because he was damn near hyper venilating trying to hold back an outburst of emotion. Then i picked him up and threw him in the pool and laughed some more

Ladies talkin bout, you playin kinda rough with him.

All the uncles were like.

I wouldn't of put up with any of that MMA bullshyt

 

[Mowgli]

I wouldn't of put up with any of that MMA bullshyt

Yea? You gonna go wild

SIt cho ass Down.

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

My 8 year old sister is a SAVAGE

a couple months ago my cousins came to visit and one tried to come at my lil sister's hair (messy curls)

Cousin #1: youre hair is a mess, I bet you got a bunch of dirt and lice in there

Sister: at least my hair is real
Cousin #1:


a few hours later, my other cousin (who has baby dreads) tried coming at my sister too

Cousin #2: Why is your head so big _______. Your head so big you have movies, not dreams

Sister: you shouldnt be talking since you have those little pieces of doo doo on your head, doo doo head

Me & My other siblings:

Cousin #2:

 

[GPBear]

Yea? You gonna go wild

SIt cho ass Down.

 

[Giselle]

BOUGHT MY COUSIN A PS2 FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. "YOU CAN AFFORD THIS BUT YOU LIVE WITH YO MOMMA? " HIS MOMMA LAUGHED. I TOOK THAT shyt HOME WITH ME. THEY HAD THE TIGHT FACE WHEN I PUT THE BOX BACK IN THE BAG.

I AIN'T GONNA LIE. THAT shyt BURNED ALL THE WAY HOME.

LOL. That means he heard your mom and his mom talking about you.

Remember like it was yesterday.

I had just got this leather jacket from my now ex then girlfriend at the time and im wearing it while we're out and she has one of her nephews in the back seat

He says,

Is that leather?

Im like yup 100 percent

This kid says

Only fakkits wear leather.................

I was like and said, dont say bad words

"I'll say whatever i want."

(my girl telling him to watch his language)

My girlriend parks and goes into a cvs and we wait in the car. I let her get ten feet away from the car, turned around and i said

Im gonna fukk you up when no ones around the next time you say some stupid shyt like that to me again you crooked tooth bytch. Now say something without your auntie here right now and watch me punch a hole in your forehead. Yea you aint got shyt to say now huh. I oughta flick you in your fukkin hand till you cry. Say somethin.



He didnt say shyt.



( i later put my weight on him till he cried and threw him in the pool at a family function)

Anytime a kid is talkin a little TOOOO greasy you can bet there are a bunch of women in his environment. He didnt know how to talk to a man. He behaved after that but i fukked him up anyway at that family gathering just to teach him life isnt fair. Fool wanted to try and wrestle me. I took that opportunity to put one of these on his ass.

Then after he realized it wasnt a game anymore, he wept. I made sure he was ok and got him to smile n laugh because he was damn near hyper venilating trying to hold back an outburst of emotion. Then i picked him up and threw him in the pool and laughed some more

Ladies talkin bout, you playin kinda rough with him.

All the uncles were like.

None of that is funny, that's child abuse.

so let me guess, you and his mama are not living together? an eight year old has no concept of being broke, she's talking bad about you in his presence.

Kids are not stupid. They know the difference of being broke and having money, especially if they go to public school. & watch tv. Lots of shows/movies have concepts of rich and poor in them. Even kid shows. A lot of 8 year olds watch adult shows/movies too.

You must not be around kids very often. People who aren't around kids always underestimate their ability to comprehend things.

 

[Giselle]

Mine aren't that bad. I was 11/12 and a little 4 yr old boy asked me why did I have 3 dots on my forehead. He sounded very serious/interested/concerned. I laughed and he got kind of angry that I was laughing and didn't answer him right away. It was acne.

My cousin (6) asked to use my laptop, I said that he can. He said " *Giselle*, that's why you're my bestfriend. You let me do whatever it is that I want to do". He basically said that he likes me because I'm a pushover. lol

Kids usually love me

 

[Giselle]

I remember when I was like 11 & this little 8 yr old girl tried to argue with me after I tried to stop her from yelling and cursing at another 8 yr old girl. She pushed me, I pushed her back and she fell on her behind and started crying. It didn't hurt, I think she was just crying because she was embarrassed.That was the day that I decided that I wanted to birth male babies only. I had a bad attitude too when I was younger. I was kind of bytchie and spoild brat. I do not want to have to deal with that.
I've changed my mind a little since then though. I want all boys and one girl, but if I never have a daughter, I'll be fine.

 

[Rue]

Some time ago i was at my sisters house, knowing that im abit scared of dogs, my nephew is playing with their dog, dog is jumping and running all over the place
Me: ()

Nephew: , come touch him Rue, he won't bite

Me: I'll pass

Nephew: Damn Rue, you're such a girly girl

 

[Mowgli]

LOL. That means he heard your mom and his mom talking about you.





None of that is funny, that's child abuse.



Kids are not stupid. They know the difference of being broke and having money, especially if they go to public school. & watch tv. Lots of shows/movies have concepts of rich and poor in them. Even kid shows. A lot of 8 year olds watch adult shows/movies too.

You must not be around kids very often. People who aren't around kids always underestimate their ability to comprehend things.

He was 14. Sit down. He coulda used someone like you around to make him look like the bytch he was

*hes only 14, dont play rough with him *

*All the men laugh at him while he dissapears into a sea of women for protection*

 

[Strapped]

I was 20 and my nephew was 12 and he's clowning me in front of a couple of my buls for not bringing any girls home.

I quickly responded, I smash women. all the time...you don't live in my crib.

He told me you're not smashing anything with all those expired condoms in your drawer.

 

[Taadow]

Yes.

Me: *stoops down to give my niece a hug*
Niece: *puts her arms around my head*
Me: "Whoa, look out for my waves..."
Niece: "Uncle (Taadow) - you don't got waves - you got splashes."


I shave my head now.

 

[Smokin Rider]

I got one.

My 9 year old nephew came over to my mom's house when I was living there. I was 22 and depressed, just broke up with my bae

This kid didn't listen for shyt and he was doing something irritating and I told him he needs to cut that shyt out. He told me "that's why nobody likes you and you still live with your mom"

On the inside I was feelin like . Breh... I never wanted to knock a lil kid out before. that was ether. On the outside I was like "that's why I'm takin your ps3"

Then he ran upstairs and cried... I almost did too

 

[CarbonBraddock]

When i was at the park, this kid went missing and everyone was looking for him. I found him by accident and hollered to everyone else. This little mufukka hauled back and kicked me in the nuts. I went down and was looking up at this dude and his little snaggle-toothed ass was chuckling it up. Brahs, i just came straight up with it and retaliated with about 15 percent, just enough to let him know what kind of dude he was dealing with. He wailed like some kind of goddamn woman and fell down beside me. Then i got up out of there before i could be brought down.

Then this other time i atomic wedgied some kid at the skating rink bc he had shyt all over the walls and tried to blame it on my friend. I feel bad about that one bc i was heavy in the church at the time, but not for the first one.

 

[charmander]

When I was 21 (and in college) I told my 8 year old cousin i didn't have a car. He said "you're 21 and don't have a car? you need to get a life"

I just randomly stumbled on this and giggled like a dyke

mwahahahaaha