You ever been sonned by a little kid?

[Kobe24]

My 11 year old sister told me when i was 21 that my voice was too light. I cursed her ass out at the dinner table. no fukks given.

Thats cuz u gay son

 

[SanchoPanda]

Damn at these stories.


Instantly thought of this though.

 

[Kobe24]

Serious question, you cool with your son talking to you that way ?

I ain't got kids, but I couldn't imagine saying that to my pops

his kid is keepin it 100 nothin wrong with that

 

[CantStop]

I got sonned by a old EX and her two lil kids. The girl screamed on me in a mall and the lil boy threw a rock into my back window.

range rover rock

she pays the light bill nikka


mills da gawd

 

[General Mills]

This whole thread has me in tears.

 

[General Mills]

range rover rock

she pays the light bill nikka


mills da gawd

Range Rover Rock. . . . . . .That kid was too cold with it.

 

[Kobe24]

lol this reminds me of this incident when I was a kid...

My mother was getting her hair done at this chicks house, and she took me along. As a kid, I was a rude ass nikka, I've always been this way, even as an adult, I tend to just say whatever I'm thinking without even considering the repercussions. So this chicks house was nasty af, I mean it smelled weird, it was clothes and shyt everywhere, dirty dishes, just fukking disgusting

So she had this guy over she was seeing at the time, and I really had to piss, like fukking bad, so I go to the bathroom and the shyt was just disgusting as fukk, I come back out crying and tell my mom, "NO, I'M NOT GOING TO THE BATHROOM HERE, HER HOUSE IS NASTY"

My mom is like and the lady goes "Did you hear your son?"


And right on cue, the nikka she was with was like "YOU HEARD HIM, HE SAID THIS HOUSE NASTY AS fukk"

Bruh, my moms was fukking pissed, oh my god, I got my ass kicked so bad, the girl was embarrassed as hell, my moms was embarrassed as hell, and to this fukking day, my mother still brings up this story

shyt probably why her dude left her

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Thats cuz u gay son

 

[Kobe24]

my little cousin was asking his father what a "gay" person was

my uncle was like "a gay man is somebody who decided he doesnt like females anymore"

and my little cousin was like "like beanz!?"

i was on my woman hating shyt after getting shytted on by my ex. idk how he picked up on that tho but that was funny.

He said decided he didn't like females anymore

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

I Worked With Kids In The Past For Years So I've Seen Their Vulgar Boldness At Its Worst lol

This One Time An After School Counselor Had Them All Huddled Around, Telling A Story, All The Kids Were Entranced, All Happy And Laughing At The Story, All Into It

Then Out The Blue This Little Girl About 7-8 Years Old Says "Your Teeth Are Yellow"

shyt Killed The Whole Vibe lol

 

[street heat]

great thread

 

[Harry Sax]

Both of my siblings are very active in Church, one sibling is a pastor and his wife is a co-pastor and other sibling is Church secretary . I am merely a member soooo..
we were out driving one day to the store me and my 2 kids and my sister and her 2 kids and talking about what we needed to get which included drinks.

in the store shopping just out of the blue
my then 5 yo nephew said
"Make sure you get beer. thats aunties favorite drink"

looking around at the white people in the store cause you know little kids always say shyt like that mad loud.


me: we were talking about soda and juice. we are gonna get some.
nephew: okay. you should still get some beer since its your favorite.




I joke about that with him now cause hes 22. We had a drink together the last time i was in his state.

u old as dried up dog shyt

 

[Harry Sax]

When I was 5 my mom my cousin and I were at fleamarket USA (shout out to @flea )

This was in the early 90s when dat shyt was poppin...my cousin who was about 20 at the time, had a weave in and one of her tracks fell out... She was trying to play it off, but me being the helpful lil fella I was, picked it up and screamed "YOUR HAIR FELL OUT she still talks about how embarrassed she was

 

[sfgiants]

my first year in college i was hella broke and swagless
but i was still dating this bad lil bytch
anyway i was cool with her fam and i'd hang out at her crib a lot

so i had this sean john shirt that i would wear when i wanted to look nice.. im at her crib and her lil sister who was like 4 at the time goes
"you like that shirt?"
me: yea why? it's nice huh
her: "you like it a lot huh"
me: yup *brushes shoulders off*
her: "you wore that shirt last time you were here"
me: did i? no i didnt...
her: "yea u did. do you wash it every time you wear it?"
me: nah.. i didnt wear this last time but yea i wash it after i wear it
her: Oh ok

i look around everyone around lookin at me like:
girl i was with lookin at me like:

i never wore that shyt again

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

last summer I was at one of my homies crib and my other boy who was a big time d1 recruit who lives right down the street from him came up and brought a case of beer and some trees, so were chilling and smoking chopping it up and we see 3 lil boys walking down the street playing catch, so my boy who played division 1 football asked one of the kids could he see the football and the kid gave him the ball, so this nikka takes his shirt off like he is flexing and shyt and tells lil man to go out for a pass, he goes about 40-50 yards down the street and my boy throws it to him and he didn't complete the pass, so he tells him to go out for another pass and this time the kid drops it.

my boy: come on lil bruh you gotta make that catch you got some butterfingers you can't catch


lil kid: nikka you washed up anyway that's why you ain't make it to the NFL I don't wanna play catch with you anymore your a has been

me and my boy on the porch reaction was :

his reaction: take y'all lil bad asses home, he couldn't even say anything else

as soon as those lil kids left the area bruh went to the crib and hit us with that "I'll be back" excuse that nikkas always say when you know there not coming back


I don't think I see him for at least 3 months after that incident