You ever been sonned by a little kid?

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I was 17 at the movie theatre playing one of those arcade racing video games with the seats and whatnot and some lil 7-8 year old comes over and is like "HEY...GET UP" and I'm naturally like ":what: get out of here rugrat" then he gets loud as fukk saying "get the fukk out of the chair you bytch I'm gonna play this game or else you get spit on!!:fire:"

So naturally I'm getting mad when I clearly see his older sister/cousin in the background on some :lolbron: cause its apparent she told him to fukk with me and I'm feeling dumb as fukk for getting riled up by this little fukker...eventually I end of crashing in the game and get a game over since I'm busy defending my honor and shyt and then get up cause I didn't want to deal with that shyt. As I'm banking the corner I hear him calling me a bytch :totheeastside:

I think the worst part about dealing with etherous children is that as an adult you take an L if you get riled up by them by responding and you take an L if you don't respond :damn: You only take a W if you have a witty and equally etherous comeback but most people ain't blessed with the wordplay :totheeastside:

@bdizzle I went through that so you don't got to go through that :wutdawg:
 

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I was 17 at the movie theatre playing one of those arcade racing video games with the seats and whatnot and some lil 7-8 year old comes over and is like "HEY...GET UP" and I'm naturally like ":what: get out of here rugrat" then he gets loud as fukk saying "get the fukk out of the chair you bytch I'm gonna play this game or else you get spit on!!:fire:"

So naturally I'm getting mad when I clearly see his older sister/cousin in the background on some :lolbron: cause its apparent she told him to fukk with me and I'm feeling dumb as fukk for getting riled up by this little fukker...eventually I end of crashing in the game and get a game over since I'm busy defending my honor and shyt and then get up cause I didn't want to deal with that shyt. As I'm banking the corner I hear him calling me a bytch :totheeastside:

I think the worst part about dealing with etherous children is that as an adult you take an L if you get riled up by them by responding and you take an L if you don't respond :damn: You only take a W if you have a witty and equally etherous comeback but most people ain't blessed with the wordplay :totheeastside:

@bdizzle I went through that so you don't got to go through that :wutdawg:

I got the opposite story breh. I was 10 and my oldest brother was 15. We was at home and I'm being a 10 year old fukk boy fukking with him. He kept telling me to leave him alone but I wouldn't listen. He tried to kick me away from him on some "Scram lil nikka :camby:" and I grabbed his leg just like Raph did in the TMNT movie :whew:. I shyt you not this is how the convo went:

Him: Let my foot go :beli:
Me: No fukk you and your foot nikka :pacspit:
Him: Let my foot go :mjpls:
Me: nikka fukk you. What you gonna do, try to h----..........................

My nikka leaped off his back foot mid sentence and knocked me clean out :mjcry:

All I remember was waking up in my moms bed a few hours later with a headache and snot running down my nose. That was the day I learned my brother was more about that life than I was :brehwow:
 

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my then 10 year old niece asked me for $20 for her birthday...so i asked her what she was gon buy with it and she told me she wanted some glue on nails :stopitslime: i ain't finna encourage her hoeness at this age so i told her that she too young and don't need no nails...i was bummy and living at home so i didn't have the $20 anyway so i thought i could hide behind this legitimate excuse of not giving her the money:patrice:she sniffed me out like a bloodhound and looked at me with disgust and told me in the most vulgar tone:scust: "THAT AINT THE REASON WHY...IT'S CUZ YOU BROKE AND AIN'T GOT NO MONEY" :pacspit:













































:mjcry: a nikka was already stressin cuz i was strugglin and my granny had passed away (big mama :sadcam:) and this 3 foot snaggletoofed pigtailed demon set aflame to my soul with more ether

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So let me correct you. Yes we live together and he has no concept of being broke. His mother spoiled him :yeshrug: but I do not let him count my pockets so he insinuates me as being broke. :ehh:

Serious question, you cool with your son talking to you that way :lupe:?

I ain't got kids, but I couldn't imagine saying that to my pops :merchant:
 

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Serious question, you cool with your son talking to you that way :lupe:?

I ain't got kids, but I couldn't imagine saying that to my pops :merchant:
Am I cool with it? No. I was initially an absentee father so I do not have any moral ground plus I am scared of getting riled up and seriously hurt him.
 

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Another time I was leaving a girl friend's house and one of her nieces says

Where you going - her

I'm like I'm going back to my house.

HOUSE? You live in an apartment. -her

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Me.
 

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Am I cool with it? No. I was initially an absentee father so I do not have any moral ground plus I am scared of getting riled up and seriously hurt him.
:mjlol: me and my dad used to box you should challenge him to a match next time he talk shyt :mjpls:
 

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Remember like it was yesterday.

I had just got this leather jacket from my now ex then girlfriend at the time and im wearing it while we're out and she has one of her nephews in the back seat

He says,

Is that leather?

Im like yup :youngsabo: 100 percent :wow:

This kid says

Only fakkits wear leather.................

I was like :heh: and said, dont say bad words :usure:

"I'll say whatever i want."

(my girl telling him to watch his language) :rolleyes:

My girlriend parks and goes into a cvs and we wait in the car. I let her get ten feet away from the car, turned around and i said



































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Im gonna fukk you up when no ones around the next time you say some stupid shyt like that to me again you crooked tooth bytch. Now say something without your auntie here right now and watch me punch a hole in your forehead. Yea you aint got shyt to say now huh. I oughta flick you in your fukkin hand till you cry. Say somethin.



He didnt say shyt. :smugbiden:



( i later put my weight on him till he cried and threw him in the pool at a family function) :lolbron:
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My little cousins always come with that ether because I'm single. We could be talking about something completely unrelated or I'll be trying to give some advice to em and they'll come out of nowhere with "is that why you don't have a girlfriend? You live a sad life don't you?"

:what: You little bytch ass nikkas I pay bills you don't know shyt about life you had to ask mom for $450 to go on a 4 day field trip to New York.

But like dude was saying you can't blow up on 13 & 14 year olds without looking silly so I just accept the slander and be content in my independence.























Wait til that lil bytch turns 15 so I can hit her with the ether of how I had 2 part time jobs at 15 and my own whip at 16 :hula:
 
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