You didn't go to a real church unless this happened at least once

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mon-fri...iwent to a catholic private school...on sunday...I went to churches that did praise breaks like these....
 

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Seen it my whole life :snoop: especially at my sister's psycho c00n ass church. Go to Evangel church in Greensboro if you want an embodiment of everything wrong with Christianity.
 

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Yo, who wrote that song? Coast to coast, that is the official holy ghost song. How long has it been around??
 

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I love church :wow:

I have some vids on my phone dancing and shyt :wow:

When the Holy Ghost comes around :wow:
 

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*dead* at people just falling over at the end. :heh:
you have never experienced the power of the Holy Ghost you blasphemous hell-bound fool
 

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I always look around like :dahell: so I'm the only one who realizes that this is a crock of shyt huh?
That's the power of the Holy Ghost, stop being disrespectful and start binding your demons before they bind you.
 

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I remember when the organ lady just went ballistic into saying Praise Jesus over and over again. Literally fell out backwards out of her chair and almost bumped her head on a couple steps that lead to the organ as she writhed on the floor in Praise Jesus convulsions. I thought. :ohmy: I hope Jesus didnt do that.
 

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I remember when the organ lady just went ballistic into saying Praise Jesus over and over again. Literally fell out backwards out of her chair and almost bumped her head on a couple steps that lead to the organ as she writhed on the floor in Praise Jesus convulsions. I thought. :ohmy: I hope Jesus didnt do that.
You should read the passage about Jesus sending demons into pigs and how the pigs reacted.

Sometimes that's what happens when a demon is about to be cast out. There is a struggle.
Satan will not leave you without a fight playboi
 

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You should read the passage about Jesus sending demons into pigs and how the pigs reacted.

Sometimes that's what happens when a demon is about to be cast out. There is a struggle.
Satan will not leave you without a fight playboi
Interesting. I'll pay attention more. Thank you, friend. :sitdown:
 

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You mean the socially implied desire to act out in a room full of your peers?

I wonder why only southern baptist/black churches only engage in this sort of behavior... :leostare:
God manifest himself upon people who have expectation,

see the woman with the blood issue
 
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