You didn't go to a real church unless this happened at least once

[Ronnie Lott]

Ive seen folks get the holy ghost. But I have never seen up close and personal the holy crip walk or the church river dance!
I aint mad at em tho. aint nothin wrong with praisin the lawd

 

[Brofato]

The churches I went to were over the top in my eyes but even they would put your ass out if you tried some shyt like that

 

[Handsback]

This is true. There's this lady that used to go to my mother church. When hymns were sung or communal prayer she used to get down like that. Get into the hhhshhhumsholllo tongues.. Yet little did many know that same lady was plotting the murder of someone in the church.

And I'm dead serious.

Story time

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Black churches are embarrassing

Not even. All rituals are pretty silly. Some are more "out there" than others...but as a whole when it comes to social issues and activism, I respect how quickly churches can gather groups of people. Its pretty impressive.

But it doesn't validate anything they believe.

 

[TXTrill1]

That's more like a baptist church thing I think breh

 

[concise]

This is true. There's this lady that used to go to my mother church. When hymns were sung or communal prayer she used to get down like that. Get into the hhhshhhumsholllo tongues.. Yet little did many know that same lady was plotting the murder of someone in the church.

And I'm dead serious.

Tell us more.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Y'all ever been to one of those churches where the pastor puts hands on you? Pastor knocked out like 20 people and then he got me; I broke his streak.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Y'all ever been to one of those churches where the pastor puts hands on you? Pastor knocked out like 20 people and then he got me; I broke his streak.

*dead* at people just falling over at the end.

 

[Aizen]

*dead* at people just falling over at the end.

As posted in a thread a month or two back, this Youtube video includes the pastor in the picture you posted above at around the 1:43 mark.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

No lie when I was in high school I visited mah aunt's church. Da choir was in da middle of a song and dis one braud caught da spirit ( ) and literally got up n started runnin full laps around da sanctuary. Da song ends and err body sits down. Da pastor starts remindin folks about some event coming up but shyt was mad awkward because DA BISH WAS STILL RUNNIN ROUND DA fukkIN CHURCH screamin.lol

shyt was like something off Family Guy.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

No lie when I was in high school I visited mah aunt's church. Da choir was in da middle of a song and dis one braud caught da spirit ( ) and literally got up n started runnin full laps around da sanctuary. Da song ends and err body sits down. Da pastor starts remindin folks about some event coming up but shyt was mad awkward because DA BISH WAS STILL RUNNIN ROUND DA fukkIN CHURCH screamin.lol

shyt was like something off Family Guy.

When you're a vet you just learn to live with it.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

5:24-6:27

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

When you're a vet you just learn to live with it.

shyt was pure comedy to a young nikka. Felt like I was watchin one of dem National Lampoon movies where serious dialogue was happening but silly ass shyt was poppin off in da background at da same time. Lol smh

 

[Killer Instinct]

Occasionally I would go with my boy & his fam to this church if I stayed over for the night. We went once and this kid our age was about to get baptized and just straight spazzed out. Dude caught the ghost and was tap dancing as soon as they let him up for air. It was supposed to be a serious moment but the kid had a huge head. Him wigging out dancing and shrieking combined with the fact my boy called dude's head The Nebakanezer was too much.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

Yeah. Its just black people trying to show each other that they're more "faithful" than their neighbors by showing out like that.

100% is exactly what it is