You didn't go to a real church unless this happened at least once

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

Y'all ever been to one of those churches where the pastor puts hands on you? Pastor knocked out like 20 people and then he got me; I broke his streak.

I dead brehs

 

[flusterose]

Y'all ever been to one of those churches where the pastor puts hands on you? Pastor knocked out like 20 people and then he got me; I broke his streak.

you need more than laying of hands. smh

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Catching the holy ghost

 

[Atlrocafella]

No lie when I was in high school I visited mah aunt's church. Da choir was in da middle of a song and dis one braud caught da spirit ( ) and literally got up n started runnin full laps around da sanctuary. Da song ends and err body sits down. Da pastor starts remindin folks about some event coming up but shyt was mad awkward because DA BISH WAS STILL RUNNIN ROUND DA fukkIN CHURCH screamin.lol

shyt was like something off Family Guy.

I still see some of that church run foolishness at the church I go to now..fortunately I sit in the balcony, so im far away from that nonsense.

 

[Dada]

*jogs through thread* *doubles back* *hits two step near pulpit* then

 

[KingDanz]

Church ad-libs are the funniest. That shyt has me dyin..

 

[newworldafro]

the story of my growing up/attending Baptist churches in North Carolina ..... par for the course









Nonetheless ..



:

 

[BobbyGotAnotherGun]

I know the spiritual world is real so this always seemed like demonic behaviour to me.

In most cases though it's just simple hypnosis combined with desperate weak minds of the poor.

Those conmen pastors thats caking must really not believe in God at all

 

[KingDanz]

 

[OneManGang]

THE GOAT

EDIT: @KingDanz post another gif bruh

 

[bangbreh]

*dead* at people just falling over at the end.

hummmmsholololoohummmm
*puts hand on folks foreheads*
*they fall over*
*get a blanket put on em*



music stops and they all go back to their seats.
i couldn't believe it.
that .gif tho

 

[Kemyran]

Why is it always that same tempo and that same bass line every time? shyt is like church folk's reggaeton with the repetition.

 

[Mojo]

yall might not have liked it.. but when i was a snotty nose in church that just wanted to either

A) lay out on the back bench an knock out
or
B) play my lil Double Dragon handheld that moms put in her purse cause i cant "hold still"...

When they turnt up that shyt was the best live entertainment goin.

watchin old folks come in like

but end up when that organ break down....kept me up that last hour every time

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

you need more than laying of hands. smh

So I guess this is the off phase in our relationship?

 

[flusterose]

So I guess this is the off phase in our relationship?

yes im taking a break