And can we talk about how Magneto caught more bodies than a nikka named Apocalypse
He does this every movie & at the end he just helps them clean up the mess he made. Somehow everyone forgets he was just tearing apart cities
Whoever green lighted that carpet shyt should be barred from Hollywood. If I spent an afternoon watching cartoons, I'd probably see the same scene. Are they telling me this whole plot could have been avoided if it was a partly cloudy day?
& Apoc learned about all these powerful mutants in the world and thought "Hmmm....I'll probably only need a nikka with sharp wings for protection "
He does this every movie & at the end he just helps them clean up the mess he made. Somehow everyone forgets he was just tearing apart cities
I can't give anyone in this movie a pass for bad acting. This a major film with millions spent on the budget, she can't get an excuse for nick-at-nite level acting1. Super cheesy is in understatement once you break down what you just say scene by scene
2. Even when they try to develop characters like Magneto, Mystique and the professor, they recycle shyt. It's like they develop in circles.
3. The scene with the carpet and the sun almost made me walk out on this movie. It was lazy and so random.
4. I give Jean a pass but after 2 previous movies, Mystic should be a seasoned vet. Her characters comes off as a network TV role.
5. Throwing stuff together is an understatement. They threw scenes together just to get to the special effects which acted as the glue. Very weak plot.
6. Stryker was simply a shoe that would allow them to shoe horn in a Wolverine cameo. They probably had meetings trying to figure it out. Then someone throw that dart at the board and they ran with it. Notice how swiftly both Wolverine and Stryker dipped. The irony. It's like both of those characters knew they had no real purpose for that movie.
7. The CIA chick was literally the Louis Lane ex Machina. She only served to advance the plot when needed. She unleashed Apocalypse and explained to the audience who he was. And she was the obligatory love story angle.
8. Apocalypse looking silly is an understatement. The FIRST scene has him looking which was dumb as fukk. They basically jacked Ra from Stargate. They had him wondering earth like a grumpy old man.. I can go on and on but fukk it. Even Magneto in X3 was smart enough to assemble an army of mutants.
9. In the new Xmen Universe Magneto and Mystic are hero's. I don't know why they don't sop bullshytting and just make him an X-Men
10. They literally jacked that scene from Freddy vs. Jason
11. There was no writing involved. It was a freestyle.
12. One of few moments they got right. Its a shame they have yet to show all of the other mutants true powers. magneto is powerful enough to move asteroids.
13. That Quicksilver scene was like watching The Hangover 2. Same jokes, different setting. And they grossly over did his powers to the point it wasn't believable like the first one. He was literally able to stop time or almost moving at the speed of light.
Whoever green lighted that carpet shyt should be barred from Hollywood. If I spent an afternoon watching cartoons, I'd probably see the same scene. Are they telling me this whole plot could have been avoided if it was a partly cloudy day?
& Apoc learned about all these powerful mutants in the world and thought "Hmmm....I'll probably only need a nikka with sharp wings for protection "