World premier the Chaucer #GMB saga... (Sponsored by Durex condoms)

[Sonic Boom of the South]

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I no longer care if this is real or fake, I'm down til the end regardless.

Brah

U can go back to sohh days
And anythin I posted is true


Hell I even posted that I was married at the time I was on sohh
Just never spoke on all this

 

[Winston]

 

[Lord Bison]

All this and you still aint took a paternity test to make sure the son is or isnt yours?

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

Damn I spoke too soon.

 

[EA]

@RioGIII I beg you read this thread

 

[Dwolf]

And naked pics sent to me

Link me fam

 

[Zandía]

Damn ! She did it in public so u wouldn’t wail on her. I don’t think you would’ve but maybe she did. Wow!

 

[Clay Puppington]

"he think he too good for Black women"


And I was like

Bih I already fukked u

 

[god shamgod]

Why is this story in all this fluorescent font

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Why is this story in all this fluorescent font

color coordination to keep pace

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Why is this story in all this fluorescent font

Neg me and don't read it

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This bytch told my commander
She was scared of what my reaction was gonna be to the result

This board didn't even tell me she was getting the test done


I wasn't going to even get 1 cause I was so in love with my son



I had his name tatted on my forearm
When I got back from Iraq

 

[El negrito de tejas]

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

nikka...

 

[BuckFilly]

Tuned in fool