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[Zandía]

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Man I pull out and all that I had on was the base ring of the condom

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I'm leaving a lot out but

So we redeploy back
I was In Iraq for over 14months

I get back
And see everyone reunite with their family

My wife couldn't fly out because of army shyt she had to do



This bih Kim legit thought we was gone be together back in the states


Then this bytch turn psycho


This bytch gets my wife #and her and her friends start calling her and harassing her


Then these hoes find my crib and pop up randomly knocking on my door


Then hoes calling my wife saying I'm fukking them too

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I had to fly to Italy to go get my son
Cause my wife had TDY orders to another location

I got my son
And was doing the single father thing for months

shyt was crazy
I would have to drive around with him at night just to get him to sleep
Then wake up at 4am to get him to a day care then get to PT in the morning

Some nights I had to put him in the stroller and push n pull it while laying in bad to get him to sleep.

I had to go to the field for an exercise so I took him to my parents so they could keep him for a month

I feel in love more with my son




Every minute was special

 

[stave]

Me and Kim started smashing on the reg

This bih was
Doing everything
Sucking n swallowing
Let me nut in her ass

bytch ate my ass
Everything

*record scratch* whoa wasn't expecting this part

I go to her
Cussing her ass out
She smirking

I started choking the bitxh
This hoe smiling and laughing

I choke harder
This bytch reach down and start taking her pants down

And geeked up on pills that also make u horny as fukk so I'm jacking off into a 32oz power aid bottle)

jesus

Dude looking like

But don't say shyt about it


Then later told some hoes who was friends with my wife

This bih Kim

Told me she had a miscarriage

Talmbout she went to the TMC
And the doctor told her she had 1


shyt didn't even make sense
I only nutted in her ass

This bih crazy

 

[Bart simpson]

I started choking the bitxh
This hoe smiling and laughing

I choke harder
This bytch reach down and start taking her pants down

She is demonic!

 

[stave]

Mods please sticky this thread


I think this one is gonna end up in the rafters

I had to go to the field for an exercise so I took him to my parents so they could keep him for a month

I feel in love more with my son




Every minute was special

This incoming plot twist

 

[010101]

war is raw for real for real

nothing but demonic tales from armed forces

if she got any ties to that shyte i run

my bro is currently caught up in some shyte that sounds like a chapter out this book fukking with a female married to a nikka in the service



*

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

My wife ends up taking. Leave to come be with us.


Things kinda rocky
Kim still harassing

Wife keep asking
I keep denying



We fight

Make up

Make love
Fight

Make up
Plan for the future

One day I'm picking my son up from day care
And run into kim

This bytch got her daughter there


I dont say shyt
Get my son n go

People find out my wife down and shyt hit the fan

Dudes snitching
Hoes snitching

I go another day to get my son from day care and run into Kim's husband

This nikka ask to talk to me


nikka ask me about kim

I tell him he need to ask her
And that she the 1 owe u answers not me

Then he make a threat

I snapped
And told this nikka I would kill him and kim

And said he coulda came at me when the kids wasn't around

And suggested we take the kids back inside and go handle it


He declined

I never saw him again

 

[010101]

that's your daughter nikkaaaaaa*

 

[idonttouchgrass]

my bro is currently caught up in some shyte that sounds like a chapter out this book fukking with a female married to a nikka in the service

 

[010101]

not my story to tell bro

& i don't know enough to spin the tale properly

let this thread be your fix for debauchery

*

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Then these hoes find my crib and pop up randomly knocking on my door

"Leaving notes on my windshield, I'm a bytch I'm a ho; early in the morning bytches knockin on my mama do'...."

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

My wife done called my mama and told her I was cheating in Iraq



My parents going crazy

1 day me and Asia going somewhere

She talking real calm

Asking me again about Kim



She say she understood why I smashed
And she shouldn't have said what she said before I was returning back to Iraq


So she say

She just wants to know the truth

And she won't be mad


"Chaucer just admit what u did so we can move on"

So I'm like


OK i smashed



Asia is like

Then
Then snatches
The brand new pair of Gucci glasses I paid 500 for and tossed them out the window on the highway

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

She hitting on me
Almost making me crash

We get home
She calling every female friend she got to confirm that I had an affair


She calls Kim

Cusses her out

Then wants me to cuss her out

I'm like
Kim is crazy and that will make it worse



Kim telling her details about how good my dikk is
How I was Nutting in her ass
How she was what I wanted because she was black


She said I told her I was gonna leave her to be with her



Then told her about the miscarriage