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[Bryan Danielson]

Martha

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Imagine it is winter and u in a 80ft tower with no windows and the blowing and its 20 degrees, you sleepy, cold
So cold I had on long John's, pajama pants, PT pants under my uniform with my parka on as I'm standing inside my sleeping bag and still cold
And geeked up on pills that also make u horny as fukk so I'm jacking off into a 32oz power aid bottle)

Then hoes calling my wife saying I'm fukking them too

 

[BuckFilly]

Did you at least fukk those 2 crazy bytches at the same time?

 

[young3000]

This bih starts calling me at work
To ask me about kim


This bih now want me to talk about all 3 of us having a 3some while we having sex

Bih talking bout she want me to fukk her in the ass and choke her while pushing her face in Kim p*ssy


bytch stressing me out
She would just bring up Kim name outta nowhere

Argue

Brake plates in the house
Cuss me out
Call my parents

Threatening to stab me


Then get horny and wanna fuxk


I wouldn't even want to

I'm like bih I'm not in the mood with all of this

If I didn't fukk it would make it worse


So I did

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I knew that would be the outcome but I still had hope it wouldn't be the outcome.

 

[Bart simpson]

I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

Real talk man...
I knew it was gonna happen but...

 

[jdubnyce]

Me and Asia get Stationed together

Now the whole family together somewhere else

Me, Asia and the kids

A new chapter
Away from the drama


Kim still harassing
We both change our #s



Asia starts acting weird
Bih starts smoking cigarettes


And during sex she ask me about kim

She wants me to talk about all the things we did

I dont want to
But she gets mad and slaps me



Now this bih can't cum unless I'm talking about fuking kim

:dajackie:

Asia done lost 20 lbs
Smoking dem cigarettes


She still cute as hell but like 110 lbs
Remember she 5'2



This bih starts calling me at work
To ask me about kim


This bih now want me to talk about all 3 of us having a 3some while we having sex

Bih talking bout she want me to fukk her in the ass and choke her while pushing her face in Kim p*ssy


bytch stressing me out
She would just bring up Kim name outta nowhere

Argue

Brake plates in the house
Cuss me out
Call my parents

Threatening to stab me


Then get horny and wanna fuxk


I wouldn't even want to

I'm like bih I'm not in the mood with all of this

If I didn't fukk it would make it worse


So I did

:lewhat:

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

Noooooo

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

They dont make a GIF or smiley that can capture how I feel

This story is an out of body experience

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I had his name tatted on my forearm
When I got back from Iraq

 

[stave]

And during sex she ask me about kim

She wants me to talk about all the things we did

I dont want to
But she gets mad and slaps me



Now this bih can't cum unless I'm talking about fuking kim

Sounds like she was putting you to work

This bih starts calling me at work
To ask me about kim


This bih now want me to talk about all 3 of us having a 3some while we having sex

Bih talking bout she want me to fukk her in the ass and choke her while pushing her face in Kim p*ssy


bytch stressing me out
She would just bring up Kim name outta nowhere

Argue

Brake plates in the house
Cuss me out
Call my parents

Threatening to stab me


Then get horny and wanna fuxk


I wouldn't even want to

I'm like bih I'm not in the mood with all of this

If I didn't fukk it would make it worse


So I did

yeah, sounds like work

All this and you still aint took a paternity test to make sure the son is or isnt yours?

I was thinking the same thing breh

They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

and this is why I was wondering

I wasn't going to even get 1 cause I was so in love with my son



I had his name tatted on my forearm
When I got back from Iraq

 

[8WON6]

just read through the entire thread.

can't wait for the season finally.

I'm confused on what happened when he choked kim and she pulled her pants down.

 

[Software]

Bro what even is this thread

 

[Bart simpson]

They dont make a GIF or smiley that can capture how I feel

This story is an out of body experience

Idk this is pretty accurate for me

 

[Bushmaster]

Can y'all nikkas stop quoting every damn post?

Clogging up the whole damn thread with that bullshyt.

@Sweet Meat Chaucer thread delivered breh. Crazy ass story

Never seen somebody make so many poor choices

You a good storyteller tho. Hold this rep. And keep the story coming

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Teamugly never have these problems

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Today season even better than yesterday's!! instant Coli classic