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Piffiztheanswer
L'immortale
Waiting for the next episode like :mjsmacked:
Bro, I had to step away and put my phone e the charger after this. Damn.One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me
-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people
My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch
So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me
I drive all the way back
They take me to a conference room
I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table
1SG looks at me like
Slides me some papers
I see
"paternity results"
My name
My son name
And
0.000000000%
Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said
You are Not the father
My commander looked like
1SG still like
Asia siting her dumb ass like
Name tatted on you 
So I was told this sad ass information with an audience
So I couldn't even respond
I just played it off
And was like
"are we done, can I leave?"
Asia tried to hug me
I just walked off
Got in the car and
Banged my head on the steering wheel
And cried
Then called my parents
So I couldn't even respond
I just played it off
And was like
"are we done, can I leave?"
Asia tried to hug me
I just walked off
Got in the car and
Banged my head on the steering wheel
And cried
Then called my parents
Sitting at work like 
and 
and 
at the same time.
and and at the same time.
I got home and took like beaucoup nyquil
I slept
Then Asia came home aftwr work that afternoon
I asked where the kids were
She said a friend had them
She wanted us to be alone and talk
I was like
fukk that
I don't want to be alone with u
Go get the kids
She wouldn't
So the whole weekend we was alone
I left that Saturday to go to a female friend I made off of a website named sohh.com
And smashed
I slept
Then Asia came home aftwr work that afternoon
I asked where the kids were
She said a friend had them
She wanted us to be alone and talk
I was like
fukk that
I don't want to be alone with u
Go get the kids
She wouldn't
So the whole weekend we was alone
I left that Saturday to go to a female friend I made off of a website named sohh.com
And smashed
SnowflakesByTheOZ
Sorry, that's another B
I got home and took like beaucoup nyquil
I slept
Then Asia came home aftwr work that afternoon
I asked where the kids were
She said a friend had them
She wanted us to be alone and talk
I was like
fukk that
I don't want to be alone with u
Go get the kids
She wouldn't
So the whole weekend we was alone
I left that Saturday to go to a female friend I made off of a website named sohh.com
And smashed
The rest of weekend
Asia was on some sexual shyt
Like bytch was acting insane
bytch walking around naked
Watching porn and begging me to smash
Talking about we can make our own baby
I snapped
And rape fukked her ass
I choked this bytch with her panties in her mouf
Had her gagging and slobbering
Crying
She loved it
Asia was on some sexual shyt
Like bytch was acting insane
bytch walking around naked
Watching porn and begging me to smash
Talking about we can make our own baby
I snapped
And rape fukked her ass
I choked this bytch with her panties in her mouf
Had her gagging and slobbering
Crying
She loved it
010101
C L O N E*0690//////
gawd can not be real*
Red Shield
Global Domination
One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me
-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people
My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch
So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me
I drive all the way back
They take me to a conference room
I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table
1SG looks at me like
Slides me some papers
I see
"paternity results"
My name
My son name
And
0.000000000%
Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said
You are Not the father
My commander looked like
1SG still like
Asia siting her dumb ass like
we all knew it was coming.. there it is
Damn that bish crazy 
Should've bailed
Should've bailed
Steel
Superstar
The rest of weekend
Asia was on some sexual shyt
Like bytch was acting insane
bytch walking around naked
Watching porn and begging me to smash
Talking about we can make our own baby
I snapped
And rape fukked her ass
I choked this bytch with her panties in her mouf
Had her gagging and slobbering
Crying
She loved it
#metoo