World premier the Chaucer #GMB saga... (Sponsored by Durex condoms)

[Bryan Danielson]

All caught up


Gonna play some COD while I read through the rest of this threat to get that feeling brehs

Martha

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

shyt kinda worked in my favor cause Kim was sounding so crazy
shyt was unbelievable

She hung up on Kim
We talk through things
And calm down

I started getting random calls and emails from hoes
And naked pics sent to me


Hoe's trying to set me up

Also hoes who hated Asia wanted me to smash

 

[Steel]

My wife done called my mama and told her I was cheating in Iraq



My parents going crazy

1 day me and Asia going somewhere

She talking real calm

Asking me again about Kim



She say she understood why I smashed
And she shouldn't have said what she said before I was returning back to Iraq


So she say

She just wants to know the truth

And she won't be mad


"Chaucer just admit what u did so we can move on"

So I'm like


OK i smashed



Asia is like

Then
Then snatches
The brand new pair of Gucci glasses I paid 500 for and tossed them out the window on the highway

The classic setup

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Me and Asia get Stationed together

Now the whole family together somewhere else

Me, Asia and the kids

A new chapter
Away from the drama


Kim still harassing
We both change our #s



Asia starts acting weird
Bih starts smoking cigarettes


And during sex she ask me about kim

She wants me to talk about all the things we did

I dont want to
But she gets mad and slaps me



Now this bih can't cum unless I'm talking about fuking kim

 

[King Crimson]

Yoooooo. I went through all 5 pages of this thread @ 50 posts per page in about 30 mins. I was speeding through this shyt.

 

[Birnin Zana]

omg @ the new update

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Asia done made SFC
And I made SSG

We in the same unit but she works with old civilian cacs on some infrastructure shyt

I do tdy missions all over europe
And go back to Iraq

When I'm back
I work 12 hr rotating shifts

shyt is cool

My son growing
My step daughter is always sweet

Days when Im off I take my step daughter to school and son to day care

Then I would get home
Miss him
Then turn right back and pick him up

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

This shyt like a drama series on netflix

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Asia done lost 20 lbs
Smoking dem cigarettes


She still cute as hell but like 110 lbs
Remember she 5'2



This bih starts calling me at work
To ask me about kim


This bih now want me to talk about all 3 of us having a 3some while we having sex

Bih talking bout she want me to fukk her in the ass and choke her while pushing her face in Kim p*ssy


bytch stressing me out
She would just bring up Kim name outta nowhere

Argue

Brake plates in the house
Cuss me out
Call my parents

Threatening to stab me


Then get horny and wanna fuxk


I wouldn't even want to

I'm like bih I'm not in the mood with all of this

If I didn't fukk it would make it worse


So I did

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Kim lived in a 2 person pod with this other chick

I was staying in a gawt damm visitor tent
Sleeping on a cot.

Me and Kim started smashing on the reg

This bih was
Doing everything
Sucking n swallowing
Let me nut in her ass
bytch ate my ass
Everything


This stupid bytch was bragging about us fukking
And rumors was flying

I had people asking about it
And OGs in the unit told me I better shut that bytch up before we get adultery charges and other shyt


I go to her
Cussing her ass out
She smirking

I started choking the bitxh
This hoe smiling and laughing

I choke harder
This bytch reach down and start taking her pants down

I might need to join the military


Ya know....serve my country

 

[Zandía]

Asia is getting on my damn nerves

Does lil man look like you?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I no longer care if this is real or fake, I'm down til the end regardless.

 

[75 Others]

My nikka you took a slew of Ls and kept on messing with those on base chicks

Those chicks are THE WORST and its not even close b, I learned my lesson at my first duty station messing with on base chicks

 

[EA]

This is gripping as shyt

 

[Lord Bison]

All this and you still aint took a paternity test to make sure the son is or isnt yours?