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[concise]

Did she really set up a whole marriage ... just to .... nah, can't be

 

[paperbag]

shyt got me like old dude from The Neverending Story

His name is Bastian

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Woke up like damn, I wonder if OP finished that story. I'm on the edge of my seat ​

 

[904Lurker]

Other people have died for less. She's lucky to be breathing , other soldiers would have put her in a guillotine right there.

 

[Vice Queen]

Real page turner you have here.

 

[Mordith]

Enlist in the Army when you have a college degree brehs....Every subsequent L you suffered can be directly attributed to this mistake...

 

[poppastoppa]

Good shyt so far.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So I get back to Iraq
Stressed
Thinking about having to deal with a wife suffering from post-partum depression


Then I thought

What if this bytch
Set me up

What if this ain't my baby
Ima have to tell my parents that their first grandchild ain't even theirs
____________

During that time there was a new female in our unit
She was sent from rear detachment

I got sent up to where the battalion was to run missions with an infantry unit there

These nikkas at the big base living like kings

The majority of the battalion wasn't doing shyt

I bumped into the new chick
We start becoming friends
Talking about life

Turns out she married
And I actually met her husband when I 1st got to perm party
Dude was getting out the army
He was a corny ass dude
Talking bout he was a rapper

So me and "Kim" for the rest of the story, would hang out when I wasn't out on missions

She told me about her husband still trying to be a rapper
And not getting a job since getting out the Army

I told her about my fear of my newborn not being mine

We kissed

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I was ashamed
I'm not trying to have an affair
I decided to stay away from her

Kim kept popping up



I call my wife and try to make the talks peaceful
She mad all the time
Saying crazy ass shyt

I'm working 17 to 20 hrs a day with 1 day to chill a week
I'm stressed
I been popping yellow jackets, caffeine pills, taking creatine and some black capsules marked with a "X" with a liquid inside that get u super geeked and keep u awake

I was super aggressive
Getting into fights n shyt

So I snap on her on the phone
And don't call again for over a month


I left the phone center and went to find Kim

We smashed

 

[poppastoppa]

We kissed

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Kim lived in a 2 person pod with this other chick

I was staying in a gawt damm visitor tent
Sleeping on a cot.

Me and Kim started smashing on the reg

This bih was
Doing everything
Sucking n swallowing
Let me nut in her ass
bytch ate my ass
Everything


This stupid bytch was bragging about us fukking
And rumors was flying

I had people asking about it
And OGs in the unit told me I better shut that bytch up before we get adultery charges and other shyt


I go to her
Cussing her ass out
She smirking

I started choking the bitxh
This hoe smiling and laughing

I choke harder
This bytch reach down and start taking her pants down

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Something happened with some soldiers in the battalion who wasn't doing shyt but mostly chilling

So the started making it a requirement that they had to start pulling duty and doing tower guard

I was already doing tower guard when I wasn't going on missions
And they considered that as down time for me


Normally I pulled tower guard at night
1800 to 0600
Alone

(let me give u a glimpse of what that was like @ night
Imagine it is winter and u in a 80ft tower with no glass over the windows just a open space and the wind blowing and its 20 degrees, you sleepy, cold
So cold I had on long John's, pajama pants, PT pants under my uniform with my parka on as I'm standing inside my sleeping bag and still cold
And geeked up on pills that also make u horny as fukk so I'm jacking off into a 32oz power aid bottle)

But they wanted me to do it In the day to show these nikkas what to do

____

So the first week
I'm pulling it with Kim


Man the majority of the time she was up there Sucking my dikk
And letting me fukk n nut in her ass


One time we was up there and she topping me off

And all of a sudden I hear someone climbing up the ladder



It happend so fast
That I didn't have enough time to pull my pants up


It was the supervisor coming to see what we wanted from the Dfac

I quickly sat down on a crate
I had my pants pulled up to my thighs
And I was leaning forward so my ACU top would cover the rest

Dude looking like

But don't say shyt about it


Then later told some hoes who was friends with my wife

 

[TBdaGhost]

I go to her
Cussing her ass out
She smirking

I started choking the bitxh
This hoe smiling and laughing

I choke harder
This bytch reach down and start taking her pants down

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I finally call my wife again and she asking me about this bitxh

Of course I deny everything

My 1SG
Talk to me and tell me to cut shyt out
And let me know they don't need proof
Just the perception is enough for charges

But he wasn't go do anything cause I was a favorite in the battalion



This bih Kim

Told me she had a miscarriage

Talmbout she went to the TMC
And the doctor told her she had 1


shyt didn't even make sense
I only nutted in her ass

This bih crazy


Rumors got so bad that they sent me away from the battalion and had me at another location in Iraq

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Breh you was fighting wars during war!