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I cant front
I got on my knees
And pulled her shorts to the side and ate the p*ssy :damn:


This bish p*ssy was eating me baxk:damn:

:laff:

And I honestly hate kids and trip them when their parents not watching :mjgrin:


:russ:

Right then and there my brain went:ufdup:

She letting u know right now you too good for her:ufdup:


But I didn't listen:snoop:

:ufdup:

I done nutted all in this bish for real for real:damn:

...


So I rush back and tell Asia

Then all of a sudden she calm:gucci:

And say she will go in the morning :patrice:

:lupe:

Then she was like
If we were married u would get Stationed with me since I out rank u:steviej:

:lupe:

I was like:patrice:


Well


Lets get married :snoop:




I got married December 31 at the justice of the peace

And deployed to Iraq January 2:snoop:

:mjlol:

we unload vehicles we were going to use

And it's fukking regular ass Humvees :deadrose::bryan:



Fam it wasn't even the ones with real doors

It was the ones with the plastic doors with the windows u zip up:bryan:



We were protecting people who had better shyt than us:bryan:


nikka u could throw a rock and have it go through the door u riding in:bryan:


nikka they told us to put sand bags on the floors so when we roll over a IED maybe your feet won't get blown off and hopefully they can find your feet still attached to your dead body

But if not
You got one of your dog tags on your boot strings so if all they find is your feet atleast ya mama will get something to bury:bryan:

:skip:

I was working with coalition forces and they had us doing convoys with the British

We wasn't even authorized to do it

nikka the British were literally using Land Rovers that had a extended cab that was uncovered
And they sat in the back

Theses nikkas ain't even wearing kevlar


Them British dudes was getting tore out the frame

:picard:

I got a concussion for an IED that April while I was with the British

:merchant:

They were literally just trying to make her force the baby out

They made her water break

They had us in there for hours

She had no drugs

She literally shytted herself trying to get the baby out


She was hold my hand so tight I felt shyt running down my arm

I thought it was her sweat

It was my blood

She had her thumbnail in my hand so hard she sliced my hand open

:huhldup:

Finally they gave up and decided on a c-section

:why: it took all that for them to say fukk it

Chaucer, I'm scared this might not be your son

:lupe: [music intensifies]
 

jj23

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Italy was wonderful with my family
Everywhere we went people were coming up to see the baby and hug us

People were paying for shyt everywhere we went


Time still passed

The war was still going on

The day came for me to go back:mjcry:


Asia drove me back


I had my son in my arms
Tears dropping on my son as I'm crying :mjcry:


As I'm about to put my son back in the car seat


Asia looks at me with tears running down her face then says












Chaucer, I'm scared this might not be your son

Boom
 

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:deadrose: I just bust out laughing, reading this in that Little Rascals voice and all. You win.
 

Flywin Lannister

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I can’t front, thread delivered
:ehh:

You the rare mixture of a real and a soft nikka

Wasn’t surprised at her having fukked another dude. The ‘play hard to get’ is usually just that, a play. It’s fake.

Someone smashing the most stuck up chick because ultimately she wants validation and confirmation of her delusional bullshyt
 

Birnin Zana

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Italy was wonderful with my family
Everywhere we went people were coming up to see the baby and hug us

People were paying for shyt everywhere we went


Time still passed

The war was still going on

The day came for me to go back:mjcry:


Asia drove me back


I had my son in my arms
Tears dropping on my son as I'm crying :mjcry:


As I'm about to put my son back in the car seat


Asia looks at me with tears running down her face then says












Chaucer, I'm scared this might not be your son

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TLR Is Mental Poison

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I begged God to stop the war so I don't have to go back:mjcry:





I wouldn't even sleep so I could have as much time with them

So I would lie awake looking at my wife and checking on my son n changing diapers:mjcry:
Breh :mjcry: :mjcry: :mjcry: :mjcry: :mjcry: :mjcry: :mjcry:

*EDIT* THAT PLOT TWIST :damn:
 
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