Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[seabreeze80]

Yes?

First breh was right. She self hating.

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

First breh was right. She self hating.

Maybe. Don't matter to me still fukked.

 

[seabreeze80]

Maybe. Don't matter to me still fukked.

You bushed her right? A chick like that will leave you for a white dude.

 

[seabreeze80]

What are your thoughts on the OP?

Did you miss the post I made on the last page?

Say it again for everyone When someone is really into you none of these things matter.

 

[Neuromancer]

Did you miss the post I made on the last page?

Clearly I didn't.

 

[semicko82]

You bushed her right? A chick like that will leave you for a white dude.

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

You bushed her right? A chick like that will leave you for a white dude.

I fukked with her for a minute actually, she was one of my regulars for a while, this was years ago I had to be 21 when this happened, I'm 32 now. Funny thing is she has two kids(they like 14 years apart) and both her baby daddies are dark skinned, like Taye Diggs or Morris Chestnut dark skinned, the one from before I fukked with her and the one she met and finally cut our situation off for afterwards.

I knew better than to put a baby in her.

That p*ssy was magical though.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I told him 'Secure the bag and she gone fall in line without having to do much convincing.'

 

[lib123]

Somebody translate “where are all the good men?”

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Somebody translate “where are all the good men?”

" all the men I want, don't want me "
" all the good men that I do qualify for, the men that are on their purpose, I look right past these men in search of the men I don't qualify for "

This constant state of confusion and "blindness" is what leads to "where are all the good men?"

 

[threattonature]

" all the men I want, don't want me "
" all the good men that I do qualify for, the men that are on their purpose, I look right past these men in search of the men I don't qualify for "

This constant state of confusion and "blindness" is what leads to "where are all the good men?"

Also would say it means that she's been getting treated like a jump off by a large number of guys due to her bad decision making so blames it on all men being dogs.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Somebody translate “where are all the good men?”

Translation- Where are all the men that will clean up my bullshyt after I messed up my life in my younger days. Basically back up quarter back

 

[skyrunner1]

Somebody translate “where are all the good men?”

"Where are all the sucka ass, shade tree, rest haven for hoes, ass nikkas to allow me to manipulate them into my retirement plan? I am ready for my final act and I need to stick this landing ASAP"

 

[lib123]

Somebody translate an attractive woman saying “I haven’t had a Valentine in 5+ years.”

 

[Yinny]

Somebody translate “I haven’t had a Valentine in 5+ years.”

“No one will claim me cause I keep fukking taken men or thinking situationships will lead to more”

Or

“Im not dating and don’t”

Celibacy

Etc