Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[Crayola Coyote]

The same ones with “her/she”’in their bio, talking about toxic masculinity, but will accuse a man of being gay as an insult.

you cannot make this shyt up

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Many (not most) women have been abused and neglected in their childhood which in turn hones their manipulation, lying and gaslighting techniques.

Of course many lack real emotional depth as well.

Sociopathy is the word

Damn....this line just hit me

 

[BaggerofTea]

Damn....this line just hit me

Emotions are a means to an end for a woman, a manipulation tactic.

9/10 when a women is being "emotional" she is looking to get something in her benefit out of that specific situation.

Its really out of pure self interest

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Only a South African breh can have such a healthy hatred for hoes


"I love you, but I'm not ready for a child"

Translation : you're too ugly for me to ruin my body to make ugly babies with, but I like your ugly ass paying for everything.

#HandsomeGang knows girls will literally talk about what features the baby should have from the both of you combined within the first time she sees you

I'll never forget the first time I was truly handsome gang. I was working at Sonic and I walked in and one of the carhops had her eyes on me the whole time, I had my eyes on that bubble ass she had (She also had these really pretty light brown eyes she could put you under a spell), out of nowhere she told me 'If we had babies they would be tall and light skinned with pretty eyes.' I was standing there like then I looked at that broads booty again and went to . My coworker in the back heard the whole thing and put me up on game and was like 'These hoes in here talk about you ALL the time bruh, trust me you can smash all of them.' and I damn near did after that.

 

[semicko82]

Emotions are a means to an end for a woman, a manipulation tactic.

9/10 when a women is being "emotional" she is looking to get something in her benefit out of that specific situation.

Its really out of lack of pure self interest

Real shyt

 

[TEH]

I don’t speak it. Don’t have to … I learned this at 20. You either want me right now or kick rocks.

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

This is not true, fact of the matter is there are no set “rules” when it comes to women and y’all need to stop letting this bs consume y’all, their minds feelings and interest change on a dime and you won’t be able to predict it most of the time

these redpill coaches are the real ones playing the game, the truth is women are a waste of time and you should be focusing on where you’re going before you die

This is facts. I told my boy that when he was stressing over a broad. I told him 'Secure the bag and she gone fall in line without having to do much convincing.' Once he started putting her(and other women) on the backburner my boy never been happier cause he realized what I realized when I was a teenager, most women are a waste of time and a drain on your life and resources, her giving you access to p*ssy is hardly ever a fair trade for what they expect in return.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

The brother preaching Gospels. I wish I knew some of these things earlier in life.

 

[Ahadi]

I'll never forget the first time I was truly handsome gang. I was working at Sonic and I walked in and one of the carhops had her eyes on me the whole time, I had my eyes on that bubble ass she had (She also had these really pretty light brown eyes she could put you under a spell), out of nowhere she told me 'If we had babies they would be tall and light skinned with pretty eyes.' I was standing there like then I looked at that broads booty again and went to .

The self-hate is strong

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

The self-hate is strong

Bruh I am light skinned, what else are they gonna be?

 

[semicko82]

Bruh I am light skinned, what else are they gonna be?

I think he meant the self hate from the women

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

I think he meant the self hate from the women

And she may have barely been the same skin tone as Meg the Stallion and I'm just a little bit darker than Drake so like I said what else were they supposed to be?

 

[seabreeze80]

And she may have barely been the same skin tone as Meg the Stallion and I'm just a little bit darker than Drake so like I said what else were they supposed to be?

 

[Neuromancer]

What are your thoughts on the OP?

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Yes?