Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[Rocket Scientist]

I've been hurt before- All my failed relationships are because of me.

I had a feeling you werent happy in this relationship- I ignored your feelings whole time.

I bring alot to the table in this relationship- I just have a pretty face .

My parents have a loving relationship,Im a daddys girl - My mother bossed my father around and he made me think im a princess . I want you to spoil me by me gifts while other men get it on 1st night.

Where do you see us in 5 years- If he answers this dumb ass question he is a true simp

My favorite restaurant is Ruth Chris- Take me to Ruth Chris or any other expensive ass restaurant and I will lose respect for you. I will also continue using you just for dinner.

My past is my past- My ex and I have a soultie and bond you and I will never have. I compare you to him everytime.

I love you so much- Because you do what I say,buy me things. I dont actually love you. I love what you do not yoy

 

[semicko82]

If you want me you have to step to the plate= jump through hoops and simp on me while I smash the guys I really want

 

[Wise]

I mean this in the best way possible.

If you met a guy that gets you wet by just looking at him and makes you bite your bottom lip with a mere touch or smelling him up close... And that same guy is actually good in bed/stroke game and makes you cum and go into a dreamless sleep.

You'd be down to have his kid without even having ANY rational to why him.

As the other guy pointed out, when a woman is infatuated by you on that level, all her rules go out the window.

A lot of woman have never come accross a guy that evokes their inner "little girl" or their inner "whore/slut" sexually, and will say things like "I'll never lick a guys balls" "I'll never swallow no cum".... Till they come across that dude for real and they're down for whatever.

It's got nothing to do with rational thought.

this.

my main shorty when I met never even used tongue to kiss. She was shy. She barely did it with her exes. Now she loves getting choked, hair pulled, ass smacked, ass played with, slapped in the face, me busting inside her etc. She’s even down for a threesome

she said her previous men never brought that out of her. She now does things she would’ve never imagined. She said it took the right man to get it out of her

 

[KidJSoul]

Okay, I kinda hate the comment responses in the IG post.

Like, of course not all women are like this. A lot do mean what they say. But the constant deflections of "you seem hurt"/"you're gay" are dishonest. And the ones flat out acting like it never happens and calling you an incel are the worst.

Let's just be real. Some women are like this. This is common, any guy who has dated or even tried asking out enough women can relate.

I mean shyt. We all know men do bad shyt. I hate when women act like you are an a$$hole for acknowledging they do annoying shyt like that too. The outright denial is straight weird to me.

It low key causes more issues too

 

[semicko82]

Some of these responses tell me there is an 80/20 rule

 

[KidJSoul]

Because once men understand their tactics, finding a guy to take them serious becomes way much harder.

Women get men to fall for them through mostly deceptive tactics, the biggest one being make up and perceived weakness. Men get women to fall for them through looks, status, and perceived strength

If you expose women’s tactics, it takes away their advantages

 

[Hungerpain]

Hoes aint shyt and never was.
Never will be.
Glad these facts is finally going mainstream

 

[semicko82]

Hoes aint shyt and never was.
Never will be.
Glad these facts is finally going mainstream

Yikes

 

[ThrobbingHood]

look at that!!! They the main ones promoting homophobia, ain’t that funny

The same ones with “her/she”’in their bio, talking about toxic masculinity, but will accuse a man of being gay as an insult.

 

[Canon]

Say it again for everyone When someone is really into you none of these things matter.

I’m not sure I agree with this anymore

I think I’m learning the more there into you the more games they play to see if you like them as well. That insecurity is crazy.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I’m only two pages in but @Cape Town JHB has taken over this thread like Steph Curry in the 4th quarter.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

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A lot of woman have never come accross a guy that evokes their inner "little girl" or their inner "whore/slut" sexually, and will say things like "I'll never lick a guys balls" "I'll never swallow no cum".... Till they come across that dude for real and they're down for whatever.

It's got nothing to do with rational thought.

These are facts. When a woman is into you she’ll do ANYTHING to make you happy and I mean ANYTHING.

A side piece I had years ago was in a “complicated” relationship. Claimed she Had never cheated until she met me. Very vanilla and sexually conservative.

Once she met me, she said “you make me feel like a teenager.” That might sound but she meant she felt like a naughty school girl getting off in the bleachers with the school jock.

Some of the demonic things I did to her in the bedroom as well as things she wanted me to do to her was

I’m telling you, if a woman doesn’t break her back to see you or look at you with desire then just know it’s not going the distance, she’s waiting for her upgrade. Don’t let these women waste and occupy your time.

 

[I Really Mean It]

This is more like Thotanese.

Plenty of women don’t exhibit the behavior reflected by those Instagram posts.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Somebody said women are on code like racist white people.

Women are the white people of black people?

 

[Secure Da Bag]

"It's your baby, I wasn't messing with nobody else"

What's the O red translation

Translation 1: I was being reckless, but got lucky that you DID knock me up
Translation 2: I need you to claim this child so I'm not a single mother on welfare or OnlyFans.