Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

Dallas' 4 Eva

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You bushed her right? A chick like that will leave you for a white dude.

I fukked with her for a minute actually, she was one of my regulars for a while, this was years ago I had to be 21 when this happened, I'm 32 now. Funny thing is she has two kids(they like 14 years apart) and both her baby daddies are dark skinned, like Taye Diggs or Morris Chestnut dark skinned, the one from before I fukked with her and the one she met and finally cut our situation off for afterwards.

I knew better than to put a baby in her.:russ:

That p*ssy was magical though. :noah:
 
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Somebody translate “where are all the good men?”
" all the men I want, don't want me "
" all the good men that I do qualify for, the men that are on their purpose, I look right past these men in search of the men I don't qualify for "


This constant state of confusion and "blindness" is what leads to "where are all the good men?"
 

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" all the men I want, don't want me "
" all the good men that I do qualify for, the men that are on their purpose, I look right past these men in search of the men I don't qualify for "


This constant state of confusion and "blindness" is what leads to "where are all the good men?"
Also would say it means that she's been getting treated like a jump off by a large number of guys due to her bad decision making so blames it on all men being dogs.
 

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Somebody translate an attractive woman saying “I haven’t had a Valentine in 5+ years.”
 
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