Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[Menna]

If the girl aint running to you ESPECIALLY IN THE BEGINING then she running to someone else stop justifying why a female doesnt like you and just realize she doesnt

 

[Cape Town JHB]

When a woman is really into you they don't play games,they are always available, and all their "rules" go out the window. It's really that simple.

This is the biggest lesson that a man can ever learn. It took me a long time for it to really click.

You can't negotiate genuine desire.
That's why it's so important for short, average looking and ugly brehs to get in the best possible shape they get into.
To actually experience what it's like to be with a woman that truly desires you from the moment she sees you.

It's also why you can never take advice from a pretty boy in regards to women, coz the level of desire when they're interacting with him is not the same frequency they have when interacting with you

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

Spoken like a true woman
Women never hold other women accountable
Guaranteed you don’t give this type of advice to the men you love in your family
Unless you hate them nikkas just as much as you hate civilian nikkas
Even dyke bytches concur with these statements
But you don’t eat p*ssy so you wouldn’t understand
Keep fighting the good fight sis

At the bolded part - Accountability is a woman's kryptonite. Hell, even Wonder Woman is weak against accountability.

 

[10bandz]

So many games

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

When a woman is really into you they don't play games,they are always available, and all their "rules" go out the window. It's really that simple.

Took me a while to learn this. I wish I learn a lot earlier in life.

 

[kaldurahm]

Once in a while you need a thread like this. I'm talking to a girl now and she straight playing. I was simping a bit because I'm coming from a drought but yeah I'm pretty much done.

It's frustrating though, I always get played . Anyways back on the grind

 

[Cape Town JHB]

"wait you're 30 something and she's 19? ..... Eeeeeuw that's so 'creepy' "




Translation : when I was 19 I was fukking pretty boys, rich guys, older guys, married men, college proffessors, the athletes etc and was at the peak of my beauty with zero fukks given.
But I have since fallen off and can't get back that magical youth serum.
I hate that you as a man can still access what makes you happy, I also hate that young girls can give you something that I can never give you (virility and fertility)... So I'm gonna insinuate that you are a pedophile.

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

"I made a lot of mistakes when I was younger"

Translation : when I was in my physical peak (16-29yrs), I thought all those perks I was getting due to my youth/beauty were gonna last forever.
Now that I've fallen off/hit the wall(mod 30s or after a pregnancy) I'm being forced to actually make better decisions coz all those options have dried up

At the bolded part - Women always think that. I almost feel sorry for them when the wall hits them... Almost.

 

[Gold]

Not terrible. Just refuse to be direct for various reasons such as fear, selfishness, greed, or just don’t want to be honest.

To me that basically translates as terrible.

 

[-deleted-]

Once in a while you need a thread like this. I'm talking to a girl now and she straight playing. I was simping a bit because I'm coming from a drought but yeah I'm pretty much done.

It's frustrating though, I always get played . Anyways back on the grind

Stay on your grind, you are going to win in the long run.

 

[Software]

Get out of here with all that reasoning and rationality stuff. Let OP cook.

OP ain't make it
nikkas copy paste game let it cook huh?

 

[Mastamimd]

@Cape Town JHB in here cooking

 

[knl14]

which are wrong

1, 3 and 5 are wrong. For the other slides, some are straight up true (“I’ll see” means we are not that into you) others are half true because they’re missing too much context. For example, I let my bf who I met shortly after ending a toxic situation that I wanted to take things slow because it was true and I knew I had to do some healing. I wanted nothing to do with my ex. I was honest with him and we’ve been together 2 years now.

 

[JesusFOREVER]

Mom was in the hospital, me and my dad were in the ER.

An Ex comes through on some wassup


She gives me a two minute run down of where she works, her work schedule, etc etc.

All unsolicited.

Dude comes out the bathroom and shes like "Oh yea, this is my fiance "

Me and my dad are like

No lies told man, some women be like that

I found out women were different when my cousin’s baby momma tried to talk me up during a graduation party talking bout how tall and handsome i was

my mom had to step in like

 

[JesusFOREVER]

When a woman is really into you they don't play games,they are always available, and all their "rules" go out the window. It's really that simple.

This is not true, fact of the matter is there are no set “rules” when it comes to women and y’all need to stop letting this bs consume y’all, their minds feelings and interest change on a dime and you won’t be able to predict it most of the time

these redpill coaches are the real ones playing the game, the truth is women are a waste of time and you should be focusing on where you’re going before you die