Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

S

semicko82

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Oct 9, 2012
Messages
31,411
Reputation
5,426
Daps
90,829
Reppin
NULL
JesusFOREVER said:
This is not true, fact of the matter is there are no set “rules” when it comes to women and y’all need to stop letting this bs consume y’all, they’re minds feelings and interest change on a dime and you won’t be able to predict it most of the time

these redpill coaches are the real ones playing the game, the truth is women are a waste of time and you should be focusing on where you’re going before you die
Click to expand...
That’s not a great way to enjoy life :unsure:
 
Cape Town JHB

Cape Town JHB

All Star
Joined
Nov 18, 2016
Messages
2,223
Reputation
985
Daps
7,845
"I work so hard/so much for my kids "


Translation: I'm still competing for social validation from people I grew up with. So everything I do is to maintain an image, I'm overworked, perpetually stressed miserable and don't have anytime for my children, but I've convinced myself that it's all for them. :wow:

The car notes , the purses, the shoes, the furniture, the mortgage etc
 
Payroll

Payroll

Insomnia Addict
Supporter
Joined
Nov 30, 2017
Messages
6,934
Reputation
3,116
Daps
23,331
Reppin
GMB
CorporateTrapper said:
I see women in the comments triggered, angry, and calling him homosexual.

Thats how you know its #FACTS

"He must be gay" = "Wow he's dropping facts"

"Who hurt you" = "Wow facts"

"You hate women" = "Wow, so many facts"
Click to expand...

The more vindictive and spiteful they get, the more you know the truth in what you're saying is sound.

:wow:
 
W

WonderCheeks

Pro
Joined
Jan 13, 2017
Messages
461
Reputation
130
Daps
1,418
Cape Town JHB said:
Only a South African breh can have such a healthy hatred for hoes :russ::wow:


"I love you, but I'm not ready for a child"

Translation : you're too ugly for me to ruin my body to make ugly babies with, but I like your ugly ass paying for everything. :francis:

#HandsomeGang knows girls will literally talk about what features the baby should have from the both of you combined within the first time she sees you :mjlit:
Click to expand...
Hey, I’m a woman who has been deeply in love and was not ready for children. My perspective on children was skewed by being raised by a single parent and watching great parents and bad parents struggle with kids. Sometimes men and women truly aren’t ready for children. I have yet to really live someone so much I’d have children for him. I have given up a demanding job because it was wearing me down and my priorities were out of order. I have let friends go for a man. Having children just because he’s ready, that I cannot do.
 
Cape Town JHB

Cape Town JHB

All Star
Joined
Nov 18, 2016
Messages
2,223
Reputation
985
Daps
7,845
WonderCheeks said:
Hey, I’m a woman who has been deeply in love and was not ready for children. My perspective on children was skewed by being raised by a single parent and watching great parents and bad parents struggle with kids. Sometimes men and women truly aren’t ready for children. I have yet to really live someone so much I’d have children for him. I have given up a demanding job because it was wearing me down and my priorities were out of order. I have let friends go for a man. Having children just because he’s ready, that I cannot do.
Click to expand...
I mean this in the best way possible.

If you met a guy that gets you wet by just looking at him and makes you bite your bottom lip with a mere touch or smelling him up close... And that same guy is actually good in bed/stroke game and makes you cum and go into a dreamless sleep.

You'd be down to have his kid without even having ANY rational to why him.

As the other guy pointed out, when a woman is infatuated by you on that level, all her rules go out the window.

A lot of woman have never come accross a guy that evokes their inner "little girl" or their inner "whore/slut" sexually, and will say things like "I'll never lick a guys balls" "I'll never swallow no cum".... Till they come across that dude for real and they're down for whatever.

It's got nothing to do with rational thought.
 
K

knl14

Pro
Joined
Jun 21, 2013
Messages
174
Reputation
-25
Daps
880
Reppin
NULL
Cape Town JHB said:
I mean this in the best way possible.

If you met a guy that gets you wet by just looking at him and makes you bite your bottom lip with a mere touch or smelling him up close... And that same guy is actually good in bed/stroke game and makes you cum and go into a dreamless sleep.

You'd be down to have his kid without even having ANY rational to why him.

As the other guy pointed out, when a woman is infatuated by you on that level, all her rules go out the window.

A lot of woman have never come accross a guy that evokes their inner "little girl" or their inner "whore/slut" sexually, and will say things like "I'll never lick a guys balls" "I'll never swallow no cum".... Till they come across that dude for real and they're down for whatever.

It's got nothing to do with rational thought.
Click to expand...

A grown woman can meet a guy who makes her want to expand her sexual boundaries more than any other and still know that’s not enough to want a baby with him. One has absolutely nothing to do with the other.
 
S

semicko82

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Oct 9, 2012
Messages
31,411
Reputation
5,426
Daps
90,829
Reppin
NULL
Cape Town JHB said:
I mean this in the best way possible.

If you met a guy that gets you wet by just looking at him and makes you bite your bottom lip with a mere touch or smelling him up close... And that same guy is actually good in bed/stroke game and makes you cum and go into a dreamless sleep.

You'd be down to have his kid without even having ANY rational to why him.

As the other guy pointed out, when a woman is infatuated by you on that level, all her rules go out the window.

A lot of woman have never come accross a guy that evokes their inner "little girl" or their inner "whore/slut" sexually, and will say things like "I'll never lick a guys balls" "I'll never swallow no cum".... Till they come across that dude for real and they're down for whatever.

It's got nothing to do with rational thought.
Click to expand...
This man right here gets it
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top