Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[old pig]

absolutely no lies told but wtf is “indoda” in the 2nd to last slide (“indoda must”)?

 

[old pig]

I see no lies.

NONE.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I would just go with the first line cause I don’t want no guy coming after me.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

absolutely no lies told but wtf is “indoda” in the 2nd to last slide (“indoda must”)?

It's a "man" in Zulu/Xhosa.

Black South African women (Xhosa women especially) will put the actual Xhosa term for "men" "Indoda" to kinda virture signal that they are talking/shytting on black men in particular.

Example
"Never ever let a man know how much you make"... "never ever let a 'Indoda' know how you make"...

It makes it unambiguous that they're talking about us Zulu and Xhosa guys.
The man hating in SA is steroids... But we deserve it
Xhsoa bytchs are bad... I can't stop

 

[NatiboyB]

A lot of you brehs need to stop throwing this incel word around. Sometimes good advice is just that. Being about your business and respecting your time does not make you an incel.

If you are getting at women and doing your thing and they are wasting your time in your opinion cut them off that doesn’t make you an incel. People just have to try to define something in order to put people down.


incel
/ˈinˌsel/

noun

1. a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active.
   "self-identified incels have used the internet to find anonymous support"

 

[old pig]

It's a "man" in Zulu/Xhosa.

Black South African women (Xhosa women especially) will put the actual Xhosa term for "men" "Indoda" to kinda virture signal that they are talking/shytting on black men in particular.

Example
"Never ever let a man know how much you make"... "never ever let a 'Indoda' know how you make"...

It makes it unambiguous that they're talking about us Zulu and Xhosa guys.
The man hating in SA is steroids... But we deserve it
Xhsoa bytchs are bad... I can't stop

I learned something new today

 

[invincible1914]

OP ain't make it
nikkas copy paste game let it cook huh?

He started the conversation. I was saying let’s have fun with it.

Are you one of those retarded people who feel better when you post smilies laughing at folks?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

fukk translating. I hear them talking but I’ll be thinking about random shyt like my fantasy football team while she is talking, and just nod occasionally or some shyt.

I do this constantly


I'll make up for it later tho and get her to talking about whatever she wants to talk about and I engage like crazy asking questions and whatnot tho

 

[PhillyzFinest]

"Women don't dress for men, we dress for other women"



Translation :

the other pretty women are fukkking the men that I desire. So when I come accross those women I want them to see me as a potential threat... So I can feel vicariously sexy to her man, via her jealously

This one is Dee fellas

Impressive. And facts.

 

[Sindicated]

Only a South African breh can have such a healthy hatred for hoes


"I love you, but I'm not ready for a child"

Translation : you're too ugly for me to ruin my body to make ugly babies with, but I like your ugly ass paying for everything.

#HandsomeGang knows girls will literally talk about what features the baby should have from the both of you combined within the first time she sees you

Obviously this a slight over exaggeration but the premise is facts.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Someone tell me what it means when you mention her bf she gives you a disgusted look cause I’m not into this chick like that, but when I mention him, her face turns sour. You know when another women mentions a guy your suppose to change the subject, but when I do it she gives me this like I did something wrong. She always change the subject to sports,school or something. It’s weird

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Impressive. And facts.

We got it down.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

The comments on that IG post are funny to read

Hit dogs holler and that comment section a whole concert

It always happens this way. A dude makes a post attempting to break down the game and rather than give a logical rebuttal its 'who hurt him' ' incel' ' 'he dead wrong!' 'Who would even want that man' etc. Like clockwork

 

[Crayola Coyote]

“Men are trash” = the dudes Im attracted to pump and dump me and now I want some simps attention

oh damn

 

[jeh]

"It's your baby, I wasn't messing with nobody else"

What's the O red translation